“Do we treat Zombies with such disdain because their trudging forever onward despite loss of life, limbs, and brain capacity makes the rest of us look like total slackers?” — The Man in The Zombie Entrails Stained Toga
When you really think about it, Modern Philosophers, there’s at least a shred of truth in today’s words of wisdom.
Are we really just jealous of Zombies and their refusal to give up despite the odds being forever not in their favor? You’ve never seen a Zombie couch potato, have you? Zombies are always moving, forever active, and must burn thousands of calories a day.
When’s the last time any of us spent that much time walking? Zombies are like sharks, only on land. They are in constant motion, stopping only to feed.
The more I generate Deep Thoughts on this, the more I realize that my anti-Zombie sentiment might be my lashing out at my own laziness. I’m going for a run…