Have ya missed me, dearies? I had to return to me gorgeous Irish home to attend to some family business. That’s why I haven’t been making me regular predictions here on the blog.
But I’m back, and as entertaining as ever. And what a great game we have on tap tonight, don’t we? Whoops, anytime I say “On tap”, I’ve got to take a drink. Now that’s two sips I owe me pint. One moment please…
I’m enchanted by this Pumpkin Cauldron Ale the Witches conjure up at Three Toads & A Wicked Lady. The lasses were kind enough to send over a keg to The House on the Hill for the game. We’re living the good life here in Maine.
Me prediction for tonight? The Fighting Irish versus The Trojans? Do I even have to waste the time to tell ya who’s gonna win, friends?
The game is in South Bend, and the Lads of the Golden Dome have had a week off to prepare for their bitter rivals from the Land of Fallen Angels.
Have you ever seen an Irishman stopped by a Trojan? Me thinks not! These Trojans are getting unrolled, used, and tossed in the toilet. It won’t even be close. It’s not like they can offer any sort of protection against the Irish when they penetrate the backfield. The Trojans are super thin and won’t be able to handle the constant thrusting and stunting of the Irish defense.
I’m going to derive a great deal of pleasure from watching the Trojans get spanked. I predict Notre Dame wins 69-21 in a sweaty, loud game that starts out as a back and forth battle, but becomes one sided very quickly.
I can’t for the life of me figure out why Austin has been laughing like a total loon as he reads this post over me shoulder. He’s the one who’s supposed to whip up the laughs on this blog. I’m just talking about football.
But I like him, so I let him keep inviting me over his place for a pint.
Enjoy the game. Be safe!