Have you been a Naughty girl this year? If you can prove it, Victoria’s Secret has a special deal for you. On December 26th, anyone over the age of 18 who shows up at a Victoria’s Secret Store with the coal they received in their Christmas stocking, can exchange that coal for a free pair of panties.
Why the titillating spin on the Guns for Toys program often used by police at Christmas time to get weapons off the street? “We thought it would be fun,” Greta von Perfektshun, the manager of the Victoria’s Secret Store at the Bangor Mall, told this Modern Philosopher. “So much emphasis is put on being Nice this time of year, and we think the women who are Naughty deserve some reward, too.”
All the coal collected will be donated to local homeless shelters and orphanages to provide heat for the less fortunate this winter. Sounds like a win, win situation to me. So much so, that I think I might set up shop at the Victoria’s Secret Store at the Bangor Mall on the 26th and do some interviews. It is my belief that my readers will want a first hand account of how this generous program is going, and I intend to keep you guys posted. No need to thank me…Christmas is a time of giving.
So what do you think, Modern Philosophers? Is it okay to reward the Naughty as well as the Nice? Should Victoria’s Secret be applauded for this innovative program? Are you thinking about being bad over the next week just to ensure you get some coal and can take advantage of this offer?
Let me know. As always, I want to hear your Deep Thoughts on this one…