Zombies are understandably upset about the fact that they are treated like outcasts and hunted like animals, and yet, Easter is all about someone rising from the dead and being welcomed by society with open arms.
“We’re not asking that they start a religion around us,” Z-DogWalkin posted on his profile page. “We just want one day where we’re treated special, people sing songs about us, and maybe there’s a stop motion animation special. Is that too much to ask?”
“Would Rick Grimes shoot Jesus in the head if they crossed paths?” WalkingDeadH8er posted on a message board. “The only difference between JC and us is that his father had connections!”
I am not at all condoning the messages the Zombies are posting (especially not what WalkingDeadH8er had to say about the difference between Zombies and Jesus) or championing their cause, but in the spirit of Easter, I thought I would blog about it and get their opinions out there to a larger audience.
What do you think, Modern Philosophers? Do the Zombies have a point? Do they deserve a holiday of their own? Are they wrong when they say that Jesus was the first Zombie?
I hope the nuns don’t get mad at me for this post. I’m just trying to spread a little Easter cheer to everyone…even to those who prefer brains and flesh to chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps…