Adventures in Paranormal Babysitting

Another one from the archives. In this one, I talk about keeping an eye on the Monster that lives under my neighbors’ bed when they go on vacation. Apparently Monsters get lonely, too…

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

No one will ever mistake me for Elisabeth Shue, but on occasion I will re-open the Modern Philosopher Babysitting/House Sitting Service for the right customer.  I get along fairly well with kids, and empty houses really don’t pose that much of a threat (unless it’s mine and it’s time to clean it!)

This being Maine, of course, any gig of this nature is bound to come with a twist.  As I’ve already established, my attic is occupied (aka haunted) by three generations of ghosts, who have been wrongfully classified as Zombies (why do I always feel the need to capitalize that word???) by the Federal Government.  If I’ve got that in my attic, you can only imagine (go ahead, give it a shot…) what my neighbors might have inside their homes.

I really like my neighbors.  They are great people, incredibly friendly, and always looking to help when this City…

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About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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