“I didn’t need a wire or a net because I knew my Head Coach in the sky had my back,” Tebow told this Modern Philosopher upon reaching safety and giving Wallenda a huge hug and emphatic pat on the back.
He then busted out his famous “Tebowing” pose.
Wallenda seemed slightly befuddled and extremely pissed as the media left him to swarm the former Heisman Trophy winner.
No word yet on why Tebow was even at the Grand Canyon, or why he attempted the crossing. My sources tell me, however, that the Patriots might have sent their new QB out to the Canyon to rid themselves of the media circus that followed him around last summer when he was a member of the New York Jets.
Bill Belichick, New England’s cranky, poorly dressed coach, is said to be perturbed that Tebow has, once again, managed to draw the spotlight to him.
Tom Brady just laughed when asked for a comment, and excused himself to go be with his hot supermodel wife.
More on this story as information comes in to the blog…