Here’s another one from the Archives. Just feels like a Headless Horseman kind of Monday. Do you think Obamacare will cover head transplants???
The Headless Horseman today announced his plans to sue Eastern Maine Medical Center after they refused to perform head transplant surgery when he arrived at the facility several hours late for his appointment.
“It’s like they decapitated me all over again,” he snarled through his creepy pumpkin head during an impromptu news conference held in front of the hospital’s main entrance. “They promised to perform a service, I battled my insurance company to get it approved, but when I showed up, I was told I could not be accommodated.”
Dr. Victoria von Frankenstein, Chief of EMMC’s Other Worldly Surgical Team, sat down with this Modern Philosopher to give the hospital’s side of events. “I do not dispute The Horseman’s version of what happened. What he did not mention, and what he does not seem to grasp, is that a donor head is only viable for so long. After a certain…
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The Return of the Modern Philosopher 
Poor guy can’t get his own head back? Damn ObamaCare!
Amen!