Jump Start Your Brain: What’s The Punchline?

JumpstartGood morning, Modern Philosophers!

My brain is still very foggy from last night’s journey to Dreamland.  I have my doctor’s appointment in a little over an hour, so I really need to give the gray matter a jump start.  Can’t be sitting there like a Zombie while the doc runs all sorts of tests on me!

Right before I woke up, I was having a very strange dream.  I was in the middle of telling a joke in this dream when my alarm clock went off and rattled me back to reality.

The thing is, I never got to hear the punchline, and I’m very curious as to what it would have been.  So, I thought that would make a perfect exercise for the group.  Let’s generate some Deep Thoughts and jump start our brains by coming up with the punch line to my dream joke…

marxThe setup was: “What do Communism and seafood have in common?”

I’m thinking something along the lines of “They both look good at first, but leave an awful aftertaste”  or “People say they’re both good for you, but if you have an allergic reaction, you’re really in the shitter”.

You see?  There are so many horrible punchline possibilities.  What can you come up with?

I look forward to laughing at your suggestions.  Now wish me luck at my doctor’s appointment…


About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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8 Responses to Jump Start Your Brain: What’s The Punchline?

  1. both good in theory but only the latter satisfies the American tastebuds (sorry that is good as it gets when I do not get enough sleep) good luck at the doctors–I hate going too

  2. failforfun says:

    In both, you may wind up sharing your food with someone other – whether it’s the community or a tapeworm.

  3. navery101 says:

    Left after a few days they both stink…

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