Cool

joecoolYou’re so cool.

That’s why I can’t stop thinking about you.

All day, you’ve been on my mind.

Too cool to speak to me.

Too cool to give me any idea you care.

Do you even know I exist?

How did I become so obsessed?

The things I want to do to you.

So unspeakable.

I want to devour you.

Clearly, I can’t control myself around you.banana spolit

I must have you now.

My hunger is out of control.

You’re so cool.

 

About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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20 Responses to Cool

  1. Hollie says:

    Aw, how sweet of you to write a post about me!

  2. floridaborne says:

    Why doesn’t it ever look that good when some underpaid teenager makes it in an ice cream shop? 🙂

    I think I just answered my own question.

  3. Not a huge fan of strawberry or maraschino cherries, but fortunately the home made ice cream place allows me to put whatever kind of ice cream I want in my sundaes. 🙂

  4. ksbeth says:

    cute on a hot summer’s eve

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