BREAKING NEWS: Dragon With Allergy Issues Starts Forest Fire in Western Woods

DragonThe Modern Philosopher News Desk has learned that a forest fire in Maine’s infamous Western Woods was started by a Dragon suffering from allergies.

Fires Departments from all over Maine have responded to fight the blaze, which authorities report is now under control.

Pollen counts were extremely high in Maine today, which led to the Dragon in question having a uncontrollable sneezing fit, which in turn, started the fire.

More details as they become available…

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Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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4 Responses to BREAKING NEWS: Dragon With Allergy Issues Starts Forest Fire in Western Woods

  1. Good thing he didn’t also have explosive diarrhea.

  2. Bubba down at the Gas-N-Go sez, “Now, that’s funny right there.”

  3. Pingback: We Didn’t Start the Fire | Andy Kaufman's Kavalkade Krew ~ The Wandering Poet

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