Dr. Dentist, DDS

scary dentistWe live in such a modern age,

Dr. Dentist, DDS

So why do you use tools

From Medieval torture times

On a 21st Century mouth?

Does your drill

Come with a smaller bit

Because I am more than a bit

Scared to death!

dental-toolsWish me luck on my trip to the dentist this morning, Modern Philosophers!  If I don’t survive, my will clearly states who should take over the blog.  Please don’t fight about it.  I have given the choice a great deal of time and consideration!

What a way to start the week, huh?

 

About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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30 Responses to Dr. Dentist, DDS

  1. floridaborne says:

    I know the feeling. Refer to my blog entry, “Ken and Barbie go to Dental School.”
    Enough said.

  2. Two things:

    1) I have had crummy teeth all my life. On Wednesday of this week, they ALL COME OUT! Store-bought Grill, here I come!

    2) This Dumbass went to his EX Girlfriend for his dental work —–> http://www.realdumbassnews.com/2013/07/i-have-toothache-hey-ill-get-my-ex.html

  3. Jason says:

    Good luck, man. Better you than me. Although my appointment is coming up.

  4. dental eggs says:

    You’ll be ok. Dude, you’re just going to the dentist.

  5. No sweat, Austin! I’m sure they’ll only have to pull a few. 😀 Best of luck!

    • Austin says:

      The dentist actually printed out my chart and told me how amazing my improvement has been since my first appointment a few years ago. He said he was proud of me. I was kinda touched…

  6. Just my grumpy two cents worth, but dentistry should be illegal and those who use it as a financial leg up in life should be cast into oblivion and forced to endure their own treatment – repeatedly – forever and a day, plus 3 months!!

    Hope you survived!

  7. I… HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE the dentist. They are all evil, soulless, individuals that get off on pain and torture.

    Oh… But I’m sure your visit will go wonderfully…. Enjoy!!!!

  8. Hollie says:

    I have to get another wisdom tooth out next week…and two fillings on the other side that still isn’t healed from the first two extractions at the same time. Yay me.

  9. ksbeth says:

    hey i went today too and it is one of my worst fears in the world – glad we both survived )

  10. Taylor Eaton says:

    Ugh, I was at the dentist this morning. Just a cleaning, but no fun. Hope it went well for you!

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