Wednesday Morning Eggnog Club: Merry Christmas!

santa eggnogMerry Christmas, Modern Philosophers!

A Hump Day Christmas is supposed to mean a year of good luck for the camels in your life, so I’m guessing those of you who own a camel are pretty excited.

Just wanted to take a moment to thank Santa Claus and the entire staff at The North Pole for all their hard work this Holiday Season.  I don’t know how they do it year after year, but they are certainly inspiring the children of this country…not to work as hard, but rather, to ask for more gifts every Christmas.

The eggnog is on me, Santa, if you or any of your Elves are in the Bangor area today.  Just drop by The House on the Hill and I will serve you a big glass of eggy Christmas cheer.

It is supposed to be incredibly cold in Maine today, so it is the perfect day to be warmed by the Christmas Spirit.  I think I might help the warming process by wearing my Magic Robe and Santa Claus hat as I nibble on Christmas treats and watch the Knicks embarrass themselves on national television.

treeI don’t want to take up too much of your time today, Modern Philosophers, so I will keep this post short.  Spend your time with your loved ones and your family (see how I separated them?  I know we sometimes only love our family because the law says we have to do so!).  Hopefully, you find everything you asked for under the Christmas tree.

I’m off to listen to the Herald Angels sing.  Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Happy Hump Day!

About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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8 Responses to Wednesday Morning Eggnog Club: Merry Christmas!

  1. kalabalu says:

    have a great time and love your family 🙂

  2. fictionfitz says:

    Reblogged this on Writing Out Loud and commented:
    I love eggnog, is it capitalized? If not, it should be

  3. gimpet says:

    Wishing a Christmas package wrapped in cellophane with a girlish form was under your tree when you woke up today…. 🙂 Merry Christmas Austin!

  4. ksbeth says:

    wishing a happy day for you today austin.

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