If you survived the frigid weather to join us tonight, then you really are a survivor. Which once again reminds me…let’s set a season of Survivor in Maine!
It was -35 degrees this morning with the wind chill, it snowed, the pipes in the kitchen froze, and my office was so cold I had to sit at my desk wrapped in a blanket all day. Is that any way to treat The Employee of the Month???
I’ve had the heat blasting in The Think Tank all day, but it’s still pretty chilly out here. I highly recommend you wear some long johns under your fur lined togas!
This week’s topic: I’m looking for a little creativity to start the new year. Tell me what the world will be like once this New Ice Age hits. How do you plan to survive? Is there any hope for mankind?
The Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse drive recklessly through the streets of my neighborhood in their ice truck, taking out other drivers, aiming for pedestrians, and throwing snowballs at Nuns and the elderly.
Snow Miser’s snowbirds circle menacingly overhead, forever cawing, and then they attack. No one stands a chance against them. Some even get carried away for a far worse fate than that suffered by those assaulted on the streets.
I don’t think I’d make it in that world, Modern Philosophers. I get a brain freeze from drinking a shake too quickly, so how am I going to survive a world covered in ice where the thermostat is always set to subzero?
I pray every night for global warming to rescue me. Hope it arrives soon…
I look forward to reading all your comments. It might take me awhile, though, because my brain keeps freezing and I have to wait for the interns to thaw me out with hairdryers and IV hot cocoa.
Stay warm, Modern Philosophers!