The Snowman Diet

fat snowmanHey, Mr. Snowman!

Do you mind

If I say

You are


Really good


I remember

You used

To be

So obese,

And I worried

About your


Lately, though,

I can’t help

But notice

That you’ve


A ton

Of weight.

Is it weird

For me

To ask

What your

Secret is?

You see,

I’ve been trying

To get

Back into

Shape myself,

But the Winter

Always gets

To me.

I never want

To run.

I just want

To hibernate.

I never see

You exercise,

So how did

You do it?

Was it

Those pills

I’ve seen

On TV?

Are you


Yourself puke?

Please tell me.

I want

To be


Like you,

Mr. Snowman.

How did you

Burn off

All that


About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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7 Responses to The Snowman Diet

  1. ksbeth says:

    think it’s on the cleanse

  2. stephrogers says:

    I want to know too! I think he may be sending me his extra pounds through the air

  3. Let’s just say it’s…MELTING…Melting…melting…AWAY!!!!! 🙂

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