What Are You Wearing?

OscarTell me,

Oscar,

What are

You wearing?

Everyone

Is so obsessed

With fashion

At the

Academy Awards.

The arrivals

Are hounded

From the moment

They step

Out of

Their limos

And onto

The red carpet.

What are

You wearing?

Lets us get

A better look.

Turn please

For the camera.

You look

Stunning!

What an

Amazing dress!

No one

Ever thinks

To ask you,

Oscar.

Everyone wants

To take

You home,

But no one

Ever inquires

About your

Wardrobe.

So what are

You wearing?

Am I

The only one

Who realizes

That you’re

Naked?

Better not

Drop

That sword,

Oscar.

This is a

Family friendly

Broadcast!

About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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14 Responses to What Are You Wearing?

  1. sasikumarvariyar says:

    Reblogged this on My Blog.

  2. susielindau says:

    If he dropped the sword, the actors were there to cover up his manly bits with their tight fists!
    What a great show! I watched the entire production and was surprised by some of the winners. Sandra Bullock didn’t look too happy after Kate’s acceptance speech. I thought she was brilliant in Blue Jasmine.

  3. Very true! Naked is better.

  4. ksbeth says:

    there is always a shield if need be. as for what i was wearing, it was a set of very fancy pajamas. with cowboys on them.

  5. I imagine covered in all that gold, he can wear — or not wear — whatever he wants..

  6. Agellius says:

    LOL!

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