Thousands of Panicked Mainers Call to Report Strange Object in the Sky; Authorities Determine It’s Just the Sun

What is that weird, glowing thing in the sky? It seems to be emitting heat. Is it going to destroy us???

About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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