I Advise You To Have A Happy Easter!

Dear Modern Philosopher,

Happy Easter!

I am a longtime reader of the blog, and I really enjoy your Sunday advice column.  You definitely know a thing or two about dispensing words of wisdom.

I don’t remember anyone ever writing to thank you for your Yoga in a Toga act, so let me be the first to say thanks on behalf of all of your readers.  You save us the embarrassment of having to write to Dear Abby, or resorting to calling in to radio shrinks.

Since it is a Holiday, I thought I would turn the tables and offer you some sage advice for once.  Are you ready for it?

I advise you to have a Happy Easter!

Don’t worry about us today.  Take the day off, devour some chocolate, and maybe swoon a little over that girl you love so much.

We expect a really kick ass column next Sunday, of course, since we’re allowing you to be a slacker today…

The Turner of Tables

Dear Turner,

Happy Easter to you as well!

Thank you for the thoughtful, witty letter.  I don’t write this advice column because I’m seeking gratitude, but it is nice to get it.  You’ve made my day.

Since I don’t want to discourage another advice columnist in the making, I am going to take your words to heart and remain on the receiving end of wisdom today.

Thank you for the day off.  I will get to work on putting myself into an Easter candy induced sugar coma.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend! (Yikes…I hope that doesn’t count as advice!!!!)

Austin