I Reject The Idea Of Technical Difficulties

RejectionIt’s Sunday, Modern Philosophers, and that usually means that a new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman would have aired last night.

However, due to “technical difficulties”, WABI re-aired last week’s episode.  This means that the show with six of my jokes in the monologue was on yet again.

You’re welcome, Maine!  Of course, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I bribed network technicians to run that show for the second consecutive week.  If you have any questions, please direct them to my lawyer.

Just because the station make a mistake doesn’t mean that you should be denied a new batch of rejected monologue jokes for your reading pleasure.  Here they are…

The second season of “Under The Dome” premieres Monday night on CBS.  Once again, Governor LePage’s advisers will be on hand to explain to him that the show is a work of fiction, and not a live news feed of actual events going on in Maine…

nite logoThe new season of “Drunk History” premieres on Comedy Central this week.  Coincidentally, “drunk history” is how most Americans refer to their Facebook news feeds…

A WWE event was held earlier tonight at The Cross Insurance Center.  Eliot Cutler was badly injured when he mistook the event for a Maine Gubernatorial Debate, charged into the ring demanding the right to speak, and was slammed across the back with a folding chair.  On the positive side, thousands of Mainers who were in attendance now know who Eliot Cutler is…  

The Fourth of July is next week, which as we all know, is the holiday that celebrates the legalization of fireworks in America!

The new season of “Big Brother” premieres this week on CBS.  The NSA begged to differ stating that the show has been going on nationwide, 24/7, for the past several years…

Nite ShowWhat do you think, Modern Philosophers?  Did any of those jokes that didn’t make it onto TV cause you to chuckle?

If you live in Maine, I hope you are tuning in to watch The Nite Show every Saturday.  Even if you don’t live in Maine, you can support the show by liking it on Facebook, or by following it on Twitter @TheNiteShowME.

Due to technical difficulties, I wrote this entire post with my toga on backwards…

About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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19 Responses to I Reject The Idea Of Technical Difficulties

  1. jerryofcali says:

    The NSA one is pretty good xD

  2. Loved the Big Brother one 🙂

  3. I really like the “drunk history” one and the legalization of fireworks one. Still reeling from the reality that your joke implies there’s something more to the 4th of July. I thought our family’s launching of our favorite firework (Titled Born on the 4th of July) was what the good fight was all about… 😉

  4. Lorra B. says:

    That was hysterical! Loved the Eric Coulter…I mean Eliot somebody, Hahaha!…and the Big Brother one but prob laughed the most at the Toga backwards for some reason… 🙂 Bahahaha!

  5. grannyK says:

    I liked Drunk History one best. And LOL at the backwards toga.

  6. ksfinblog says:

    Toga….. how exactly did you manage that…. on backwards? 😛

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