It’s going to be another gorgeous day here in Maine. I managed to get out for my morning run before it got too hot, but there have since been reports of joggers melting out on my usual running route. Thank goodness I got a jump start on the day!
So are you still having trouble shaking off the cobwebs and getting your brain going? Let’s hook you up to 1000 Volts of Deep Thoughts and rectify that situation immediately…
Is Saturday Laundry Day at your place like it is at The House on the Hill? Do you hate doing laundry as much as I do? Do you wish that your blog interns had to do the laundry in order to get full credit for their internships? If I blog about Laundry Day, does that allow me to say that doing the laundry is blog related, and therefore, a task that the blog interns must do?
What is it about doing laundry that I dread so much? Is there a deep seated psychological reason for my hatred of the chore? Is it my subconscious’ way of saying I prefer things dirty? Does it mean that deep down, I don’t believe I deserve nice, clean things? Maybe it has something to do with being forced by my Evil Step Mother to do the chore for the entire family when I was a child?
Or am I simply lazy?
Isn’t it cool that we could probably come up with a psychological reason to explain pretty much anything? Do you think I could call myself a psychiatrist and just come up with creative excuses for my clients’ problems? Wouldn’t that be a fun side job?
Are you like me in that you have tried to come up with spells that would make the laundry fold itself? Have you tried Foldus Laundricus? Fluffus Foldicus? Foldorum Majorum? If you have any other ideas, could you please share them? Surely, Hogwarts students never wasted time on laundry, right? Do you think they used Magic, or just left the horrible chore to the House Elves?
There’s nothing wrong with just putting all the clothes into the same load, right? Calling it the Divorced Guy’s Laundry Method makes doing that okay, correct? Why would I want to do two or three loads instead of just the one? Does that seem at all efficient to you?
Is it totally obvious that I had no idea what to write about in my Jump Start Your Brain post this morning? Did you still get your brain going regardless? Did you still have a chuckle or two?
Do you want to come to The House on the Hill and help me finish the laundry?