Friday…
I can’t believe
You had
The balls
To show
Your face
After the way
You slipped
Out of here,
Yet again,
Last week.
You are
One cocky
Mother#$%^&*.
Of course,
It looks like
You’re getting
A hero’s welcome
From the
Very same people
Whose hearts
You crushed
When you
Abandoned them.
How do you
Do it?
Playing the
Prodigal Son
Over and over,
Like the role
Was created
For you.
Why do they
Still love you
Given your
Horrible
Reputation?
They act like
They cannot
Possibly
Live
Without you.
And yet,
You force them
To live
Without you
For almost
An entire week.
Tell me
Your secret.
What magic
Gives you
So much power?
Why must you
Love us
And leave us
Repeatedly?
How come
You cannot
Commit to
The ones
Who love you
So dearly?
What would
It take
To get you
To settle down,
Friday?
Where do you
Find love
When you’re not
With us?
Be a man,
Take some
Responsibility,
Put down
Some roots.
We obviously
Love you,
Friday,
You badass
Heartbreaking
Mofo…
The Return of the Modern Philosopher 
Ha ha ha. Outstanding!
Thank you. Happy Friday!
This is my favourite! Love this.
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it!
The best part of Friday is what comes next, so why would I try to get it to stay?
I don’t know. Why would you? That’s a philosophical question…
I did a double-take at the post title! Too funny!
I’m glad it moved you. 🙂
I’m picturing you beating Friday like they did to the photocopier in Office Space. Cool.
I don’t think I’m that violent, but Office Space was a cool flick…
Silly sly Friday….
Exactly!
😀
yes we do love friday in spite of all this )
Why?
INTERESTING….sorry, the censors say it is just over the line…. Was today a really bad day for you? Mine was better than in the last three weeks…for i GOT ALL MY MEDICINE…including the stuff that keeps me from dark thoughts…and hidden anger! Eat a double cheeseburger! Give us our sweet, creative Austin back!!!!! PLEASE.
It was just a venting. Some Deep Thoughts to keep the blog on an even keel.
I’m glad you had a great day. Happy Friday!
looked and sounded like a vent, or rant…or a minor mind melt. Ya know we wory about and care for you…ya toga-wearing galoot! (however it’s spelled)
It was really just a play on relationships and how Friday walks out on us like a bad lover, but we always welcome it back with open arms…
Just being artistic and creative. 🙂
SURE…I KNEW THAT…( ? )
🙂
Hahaha…true that!
Thanks. Glad you liked it.