I’ve never been a fashion plate. I wear togas all the time, so how important can fashion be to me?
Every once in a while, though, I like to spice things up (pun most definitely intended!) by wearing one of my Tabasco ties to work. Someone always ends up asking me “Why are you all dressed up?” and I always reply with a roll of my eyes.
These Tabasco ties were forced on me by my former father-in-law every Christmas, and they just sit in a storage bin in the bottom of my closet. Until I remember how hideous they are, and how much fun it is to spring them on an unsuspecting office of coworkers.
So be straight with me, Modern Philosophers. Just how ugly is the tie I wore today?
I know the photo is a little blurry, but there’s a football stadium with a giant Tabasco logo in the middle of the gridiron. Then there are mighty Tabasco bottle blimps floating over the stadium, presumably providing aerial coverage for the viewers at home.
Tell me what you think about it. I’ll be offended if the comments section is empty, or if all the replies are sweet and without backbone.
This is your safe place to share your Deep Thoughts. Let me have it before I produce a Modern Philosopher’s Tabasco Tie Calendar and send you all one for the Holidays!