Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine From Winter

Mr. King’s decision is perfectly times, coming on a morning when it is -17 degrees in Maine. God Bless Stephen King!

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

domeThe Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers!

As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided to step up and finally do something about it.  Stephen King has agreed to provide the money to finance the construction of a giant retractable done to cover the entire state.  Construction of what fans are calling “The King Dome” is scheduled to begin on April 1.

Some are calling this a publicity stunt for the author’s 2009 novel “Under the Dome”, but King’s publicist insists that can’t be further from the truth.  “Stephen is just tired of waking up every day to find his yard buried in snow, the pipes in the house frozen, or the air too frigid to breathe,” explained Regina Stefano.  “He usually writes fifteen books every Winter, but he’s only written three so far…

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About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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