Juno 2: Blizzard Boogaloo, written and directed by Snow Miser, has received an incredible amount of hype in the days leading up to its release.
Critics, however, have not been very favorable.
“Been there, done that,” shouted Amber Cyr of Hermon as she struggled to be heard over the howling winds.
“Just another Tuesday in Maine,” chuckled Barry Mushero of Bangor as he sat out on his porch for a smoke.
“Can’t they come up with anything original?” demanded Kori Reynolds of Old Town. “They just repackage the same old stuff, slap a number on it, and tell us it’s going to be the Sequel of the Century. Whatevs.”
As for me, Modern Philosophers, I have a Snow Day and am mentally preparing myself to go outside for the first round of shoveling.
I’ve taken a few photos of Juno, but from the safety of my house…
It is very windy, and the snow is coming down quite hard. I couldn’t really capture the full essence of the conditions from the other side of the glass, but this should give you an idea of how scary the sky looks.
I was stunned to still see blacktop in the driveway. I guess Juno arrived later than expected. I hope it still intends to leave at the same time, though.
I do hope the plow makes regular passes of my street, though.
That’s it for now, Modern Philosophers. More updates will follow over the course of the day. Feel free to send warm thoughts my way…