What time is it? I’m so confused!
Trapped In A Tear In The Space/Time Continuum
Don’t panic. You haven’t fallen through a tear in the space/time continuum.
There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for your confusion. You were supposed to set your clocks ahead before going to bed last night.
I advise you to spring ahead immediately!
If you forgot to make the change, you most likely woke up to find that the clocks in your home were not in agreement, am I right?
You probably had one time on the clock next to the bed, the one above the sink in the kitchen, the one on the stove, the one on the microwave, and the one in the den.
Then the clock on your cell phone, laptop, computer, DVR, and every other piece of electronic equipment was different, correct?
This is just one more way for them to remind us that they have control. Don’t let it get to you. Just calmly set all your other clocks ahead by an hour, and the crisis has been averted.
I know it’s confusing. I just wish they would stop with this daylight savings nonsense.
Does daylight savings really have a place anymore in our society? It seems to be outdated, and makes us just a little more reliant on The Machines.
Then again, this is the closest thing to Time Travel that the Government will allow us at this point. Guess we have to take what we can get.
Enjoy the rest of your Sunday, even though you are now discovering there is one hour less left of it than you realized.