A Cavity Creeps Love Letter

easter basketDear Easter Bunny,

Happy Easter!

We just wanted to write a quick letter to tell you how much we enjoy the amazing work you do this time every year.

The world would be a much better place if there were more beings like you out there, spreading love and Holiday cheer.

Please don’t bring us Easter Baskets this year.  We would rather you gave our baskets and all the candy in them to children who deserve them.  If you gave them to kids who don’t have dental coverage, that would be totally awesome, but we’ll leave that up to you.

Easter is your Holiday, so we defer to your expertise.

Is it possible to make a donation to your annual Easter budget?  We love to work with charities, and nothing would please us more than to help you provide even more candy and sweets to the good little boys and girls of the world.

There are so many of them out there, and they really need to get as much sugary treats as possible.  Why deny them their happiness?

We think that Easter is the coolest Holiday on the calendar, and you are the Grand Poo-bah of this glorious day.

Image converted using ifftoanyThank you for everything you do.  Please continue with your incredible work.  Let us know where we can wire a substantial donation to finance your efforts.

You are our hero!


The Cavity Creeps

About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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6 Responses to A Cavity Creeps Love Letter

  1. D. Parker says:

    So the dentist visit went well? Knew you’d be thinking up a post even in the chair. 😉

  2. martafrant says:

    haha cute and funny 🙂

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