IRS To Crackdown On Scofflaw Lemonade Stand Operators

Happy April 15. Don’t forget to pay your taxes. The IRS is watching you!

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

lemonadeAs this heatwave continues to leave the United States a sweaty, dehydrated mess, agents of the IRS have somehow found the energy to go after a new kind of tax cheat…

Lemonade Stand Operators!

That’s right, Modern Philosophers…those big meanies in the ugly suits who never smile want to put the adorable little kids from your neighborhood in jail.

All because they failed to report the income they make from their Summer Lemonade stands.  Has the Summer Heat melted their government issued hearts?

“So you want us to let them slide on paying taxes just because they’re cute?” Richard Jorkovitz, the Agent heading up “Project Sour Puss” (who says the IRS doesn’t have a sense of humor???) asked this Modern Philosopher.

I pointed out that they are just kids trying to make some money while learning about operating a small business.

IRS“Okay.  I’ll play along,” Agent Jorkovitz sneered.  “Lesson One:…

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About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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