If I Were Han Solo…

HanIf I were Han Solo

I’d never go home

I’d fly ‘cross the stars

Make the Falcon my home

Han LeiaIf I were Han Solo

I’d never be single

I’d woo me a Princess

And get the ladies to mingle

Han medalIf I were Han Solo

My fears would be zero

I’d blow up the Death Star

And be everyone’s hero

Han pilotIf I were Han Solo

I’d be your best friend

I might be a scoundrel

But I’d be there in the end

Han trooperIf I were Han Solo

We’d always have fun

I’d teach you to fly

And be an ace with a gun

Han ChewieIf I were Han Solo

And your life got screwy

I’d show up guns blazing

And bring my boy Chewie

Han CrewThe Force would be with me

Wherever I’d land

If I were Han Solo

My life would be grand

About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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25 Responses to If I Were Han Solo…

  1. You would not need to run for president and you’d have a girlfriend who is out of this world.

  2. Reblogged this on galesmind and commented:
    You got room on that starship??

  3. This might be my favourite thing on the internet… and you’re promising Chewie, this is the way to go.

  4. JED says:

    Just stay away from the carbonite….

  5. amandagrey1 says:

    bahaha! I love this! there’s just too much awesomeness about this post that I can’t even begin to name them…from one star wars fan to another: its never too early to get prepared for the new movies coming out this year. My ring tone, and text message tone are all star wars sounds now 😛
    Yes, I think I’m going to reblog this one!

  6. amandagrey1 says:

    Reblogged this on The Writer's Hub and commented:
    Bahaha, the Star Wars nerd in me just had to share this!

  7. kmunse says:

    If you were Han Solo
    You would be cool
    A rebel at heart
    and nobody’s fool.

    You would have a princess
    with the force at your side
    you’d be the envy of the galaxies
    A scoundrel with pride

  8. jan says:

    If I were Princess Leia,
    I’d be so fickle,
    Your poor ego,
    would be in a pickle.
    But never fear,
    In the end I would see,
    that by your side,
    was where I longed to be.

  9. Anita Stout says:

    If you were Han Solo
    Then I’d be a horse!
    See what can happen
    When you mess with the force?

    Great post!

  10. Glenda says:

    Time to be inappropriate – I’d STILL do Harrison Ford! Sorry, nothing clever to say there…

  11. The Chaos Realm says:

    I so wanted to be him when I was a kid! I still do! *laugh*

  12. What a bad ass Han Solo would be if he were to contract the force.

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