Pope To Host Hot Wing Buffet For Father’s Day

Remember the year Pope Francis set up the huge chicken wing bar in St. Peter’s Square to celebrate Father’s Day? That’s why they call him the Partying Pontiff!

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

Pope FrancisModern Philosophers, we are now living in a world where it isn’t truly a holiday unless Pope Francis is throwing some sort of party to celebrate!

The Pontiff announced his plans to turn St. Peter’s Square into one huge hot wing buffet for any Dad in the world who wants to show up to celebrate Father’s Day in style.

“We are going to set up giant video screens throughout the square,” Pope Francis explained to me via Skype.  “On those screens we will broadcast football, golf, the NBA Finals, cricket, and baseball.  There will be all flavors of Buffalo wings available and an open bar.  We are going to turn The Vatican into one huge Man Grotto.”

As I have previously reported on this blog, the new head of the Catholic Church has rung in every holiday during his reign in style.  There was a St Patrick’s Day open house…

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Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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5 Responses to Pope To Host Hot Wing Buffet For Father’s Day

  1. I can’t believe I missed this! Now I have to wait for the next holiday.

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