The runaway winner
In the 2016
Scariest Halloween
Costume Contest
Is…
President Trump!
With all
Precincts reporting,
We can
Confidently
Declare
A winner.
In a landslide.
Voter turnout
Was stronger
Than expected.
Halloween revelers
Voted across
Party lines.
Sure,
That Rotting Zombie
Looks disgusting,
And will probably
Give me
Nightmares
For weeks.
However,
President Trump
Will give me
Four years
Of nightmares
That would make
Freddy Krueger
Write him
Fan mail.
A Nighmare
On Pennsylvania Avenue…
President Trump.
Just saying it
Causes boils
To rise up
On my skin.
A darkness
Falls over
The House on the Hill
At the
Mere mention
Of the name.
President Trump.
The dead
Will rise,
Not to eat us,
But rather,
To flee
The country
Before
His Inauguration.
This is not
A costume
For the
Faint of heart.
Don’t wear it
To hand out
Candy
To trick or treaters.
They’ll come back later,
With pitchforks
And torches
To burn the creature!
President Trump.
Bringing the nation
Together…
In terror!
President Trump
Comes in peace.
And the country
Ends up
In pieces.
Some costumes
Are just
Too scary
For Halloween.
Or Election Day.
Why not
Be a cowboy?
Who doesn’t
Love a cowboy?
President Trump,
If the cowboy
Might be
In the country
Illegally.
Build a wall
Along our borders
To keep out
The trucks
Delivering
President Trump
Costumes for the
Befuddled masses.
If I see you
Dressed as
President Trump
For Halloween,
I’ll have only
Two words
For you:
“You’re impeached!”
Happy Halloween.
God Bless America!
The Return of the Modern Philosopher 
hahahaha! Does that poor man ever have a good photo? lol!
Not with that thing on his head!
Are people seriously considering voting for him?
He is still leading in the polls among the Republican candidates.
As a Brit, I watch this unfold with growing dread, counting the days till an emboldened Boris Johnson makes a play for leadership of the Tory party.
Or until President Trump invades England! 🙂
Imagine the confrontation between Trump and Johnson – there can only be one!