Scariest Costume Goes To…

trump 1The runaway winner

In the 2016

Scariest Halloween

Costume Contest


President Trump!

With all

Precincts reporting,

We can



A winner.

In a landslide.

Voter turnout

Was stronger

Than expected.

Halloween revelers

Voted across

Party lines.


That Rotting Zombie

Looks disgusting,

And will probably

Give me


For weeks.


President Trump

Will give me

Four years

Of nightmares

That would make

Freddy Krueger

Write him

Fan mail.

A Nighmare

On Pennsylvania Avenue…

trump 2President Trump.

Just saying it

Causes boils

To rise up

On my skin.

A darkness

Falls over

The House on the Hill

At the

Mere mention

Of the name.

President Trump.

The dead

Will rise,

Not to eat us,

But rather,

To flee

The country


His Inauguration.

This is not

A costume

For the

Faint of heart.

Don’t wear it

To hand out


To trick or treaters.

They’ll come back later,

With pitchforks

And torches

To burn the creature!

President Trump.

Bringing the nation


In terror!

trump 3President Trump

Comes in peace.

And the country

Ends up

In pieces.

Some costumes

Are just

Too scary

For Halloween.

Or Election Day.

Why not

Be a cowboy?

Who doesn’t

Love a cowboy?

President Trump,

If the cowboy

Might be

In the country


Build a wall

Along our borders

To keep out

The trucks


President Trump

Costumes for the

Befuddled masses.

If I see you

Dressed as

President Trump

For Halloween,

I’ll have only

Two words

For you:

“You’re impeached!”

Happy Halloween.

God Bless America!

About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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7 Responses to Scariest Costume Goes To…

  1. grannyK says:

    hahahaha! Does that poor man ever have a good photo? lol!

  2. donedreaming says:

    Are people seriously considering voting for him?

  3. Jake Kale says:

    As a Brit, I watch this unfold with growing dread, counting the days till an emboldened Boris Johnson makes a play for leadership of the Tory party.

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