Election Day is less than two months away, Modern Philosophers, and as fate hurtles us precariously closer to the reality of Future President Trump, civil unrest threatens to make the future even more apocalyptic.
At the eye of the latest hurricane of protests is the quickly growing No Trumps Matter movement.
Founded by a group of concerned citizens tired of listening to Donald Trump and his offspring spouting the stupidest, most hateful things imaginable from their face holes, No Trumps Matter promises to make Americans realize that no member of the Trump family speaks for this country.
“You’re putting it politely,” No Trumps Matter co-founder Mary Jackson told this Modern Philosopher. “The motto of No Trumps Matter is Make America @$$hole Free Again! And the only way to do that is to remind the American people that Trump and his family only have power if we give it to them. Stop listening to Trump, and don’t vote for the imbecile in November!”
No Trumps Matter protests have been springing up all over the country, and the group is quite a presence on social media. #NoTrumpsMatter is constantly trending on Twitter, and photos of people wearing Trump masks with duct tape plastered over the mouths can be found all over Instagram under that very same hashtag.
“It’s a movement, it’s a revolution, but it’s really just the people of a great country finally coming to their senses,” Jackson explained as she spray painted “SHHHHH!” in huge red letters over Trump campaign posters.
“The media has shoved Trump down our throats for so long, that we’ve forgotten we don’t have to swallow the bull$%^& , and can just throw it up and gargle the bad taste out of our mouths.”
While not the most pleasant imagery, she does make an excellent point.
We need to stop listening to Trump, his eerily alien looking children, and the people in the media who blast us with Trump sound bytes 24/7 until our ears bleed and our brains melt.
This is America, and while Trump and his freakish kin have the Right to Free Speech (and the money and power to make sure those words make it into our lives), we also have the right not to give a #@$% about anything that comes out of the mouth of a Trump.
The next time the Billionaire Buffoon or the next generation of buffoons says something stupid, just ignore it. Better yet, spread the word on social media that you’re mad as hell and you’re not listening anymore. Just remember to add #NoTrumpsMatter to whatever you post, so the word spreads like a virus.
Sure, Trump has the money to build walls around all the protesters of the No Trumps Matter movement, but where is he going to find the labor to build those walls?
Plus, Trump’s money can’t stop a dedicated movement on social media. He can threaten all he wants on Twitter, but that 140 character limit really works against him.
The next time you feel like your thoughts and opinions aren’t being heard because one or more Trumps are loudly talking over you, just flash the #NoTrumpsMatter tag.
Let the hashtag inspire and remind you that you have a voice, that you are being heard, and that millions of angry Americans can always make an idea out trend any nonsense Trump and his evil spawn are trying to pass off on social media as the American Dream.
No Trumps Matter, Modern Philosophers, if you don’t let them. You have the power to silence the madness, and you don’t even need duct tape to do it…
Before you run off to keep #NoTrumpsMatter trending, take a minute to follow me on Pinterest…
Nice to see someone putting The Donald, Malfoy 1 and Malfoy 2, along with little Dolores, where they belong. Nowhere. Count me in on #NoTrumpsMatter.
Thanks, Ally. If you share this post, please add the #NoTrumpsMatter tag so the revolution grows. 🙂
I’ll join this movement!
Cool. If you share the post, just remember to add the #NoTrumpsMatter tag. 🙂
You’re the best defense against a Trumpnado, Austin…
I do what I can!
How come you aren’t standing in the upcoming elections? The fact that Trump and Clinton are the only two choices you have makes it look, to the rest of the world, as if the US must be full of complete idiots if they are the best candidates you have. However, this cannot be so as you have spoken the most sense I have heard yet. Austin Hodges for president! 😀
Well, you would need to spell my last name right first… 🙂
There were a series of posts last summer about my potential Presidential run, but life got in the way…
OMG! I am so embarrassed. Don’t hold it against me if you ever become president. Sorry for that faux pas Mr Hodgens – Sir. 😀
Ok…
This is perfect. Every time I see another person write about their lack of support towards Trump, the happier I become. I’d gladly join the #NoTrumpMovement
Thanks. If you share the post, don’t forget to use the #NoTrumpsMatter tag. 🙂