I miss
The days,
Not so
Long ago,
When we
Could laugh
About Jeb Bush.
We all knew
Jeb
Would never
Carry on
The family business,
But it
Was fun
To watch
Him try
To find
A way
To sneak into
The White House.
Donald Trump
Picked on
Poor Jeb
Like a
Schoolyard bully
Going after
The teacher’s pet.
I must admit
I chuckled
A little.
Not that I
Condoned
Trump’s actions,
But because
Jeb always reacted
So strangely.
I never knew
Politics
Could be
So entertaining,
Until Jeb
Came along.
Of course,
I’d much prefer
President Jeb
To the ruler
We got
Stuck with
In the end.
I’m only
Laughing now
Because it’s
The best way
To hide
My tears.
I created this
Stormtrooper Canva
Over a
Year ago
For the blog.
I’ve never
Been able
To delete it
Because I just
Love it
So much.
It reminds me
Of Jeb,
Star Wars,
And a long time ago,
When life
Was kinder,
Simpler, and
Bushier.
I miss
Those days
Of Star Wars
And Jeb,
When it
Looked like
The good guys
Would save
The galaxy.
Could even
The Jedi
Save us now?
Without our
Jeb-i Knight,
The Empire
Might rule
Forever.
Maybe Bernie,
Our Angry
Obi-wan Kenobi,
Will return
In four years
To finish
What Jeb
Never really
Could get started.
Jeb,
Jeb,
Jeb…
I just miss
Saying Jeb.
May the Force
Be with us all
While the Farce
Is in
The White House!
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The Return of the Modern Philosopher 
ha ha ha you know that title could be misconstrued in its meaning??? LOL. i do vaguely recall Jeb Bush. Yes it would be so much better.
me too
Poor Jeb. He was like the kid that got invited to a party just so the popular kids could make fun of him
He really had no choice, did he? Everyone in his family was doing it… 🙂
Can’t say I really miss Jeb but I’m going to need many a virtual drink over the next 4 farcical years……clink ~~dru~~
Ha!
My husband says this all the time. Oh for those days!
I wasn’t sold on Jeb but he would be a welcome relief if he hadn’t gone into the sunset licking his wounds. He could have relied on the experience of dad and big brother after all.
Yes, he should’ve stayed in the race. He just couldn’t take the bullying…
As a straight female democrat I NEVER thought I would long for any bush. But now I want any or all of them.
I know. It’s sad that I’m looking fondly back at the last Bush in the White House and missing him. Dana Carvey has a show on Netflix right now and his impression of Trump, George and Jeb is spot on….of course, he did this during the primaries, not after the election.
Jeb quit on us too soon!
Ha!
At the moment I guess it’s a case of “if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry” … I don’t know who Jeb Bush is though …
Jeb is the brother of President George Bush and the son of President George Bush…
Oh we all miss those days! Never mind Jeb, we’re going to be looking nostalgically at Ted Cruz soon, and he is almost certainly the actual devil. This week I haven’t been able to get over the fact that George W has seemed comparatively reasonable, measured and smart! George W! The man who thought the French had no word for entrepreneur! Or for that matter Bush Senior who had ‘opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.’ The unthinkable has happened: the Bushes are starting to look good!
Well Ted Cruz might be pushing it. 😉