Trump’s Exile: Destination Dagobah

Trumpcare, GOP Healthcare Plan defeated, Donald Trump, Obamacare, politics, humor, Star Wars, Dagobah, Modern PhilosopherHappy Friday, Modern Philosophers!

It might be snowing in Maine on the first Friday of Spring, but there was good news from Washington, DC today…

The GOP’s new healthcare plan, aka Trumpcare aka RepublicansDon’tCare, didn’t make it past Congress.

Many will see this as a victory for the American people, a crushing defeat for President Trump, and a sign that the country is moving in the right direction.

Perhaps it is now only a matter of time before President Trump is exiled so that sanity can prevail.

But where will he be sent?  Napoleon was exiled to Elba, but I don’t think that is far enough away to satisfy most Americans.  Plus, I don’t even want to think about what would happen if Trump and Napoleon’s Ghost got together and began to plot their comebacks.

Which made me realize that we have the perfect topic for this week’s visit to the Friday Night Think Tank…

This week’s topic:  To where should Donald Trump be exiled once the American people come to their senses and realize there’s a much easier way to make America great again?

Trumpcare, GOP Healthcare Plan defeated, Donald Trump, Obamacare, politics, humor, Star Wars, Dagobah, Modern PhilosopherTo be honest, I don’t think there’s any place on the planet that would suffice as a proper place of exile for the man sometimes known as Darth Orange, Modern Philosophers.

I think Trump needs to be sent to a destination far, far away.  A place where he can ramble on and on until he’s blue in the face and no one will be able to hear him.

Plus, the place shouldn’t have internet access so he can’t harass us via Twitter.

I’ve searched both my feelings and my Deep Thoughts, and I believe Trump should be exiled to Dagobah.

If it was good enough for Yoda, then it’s certainly good enough for Trump.  That misty, swampy, scary place that kept Master Yoda safe from the Empire should be perfect for keeping Americans safe from Donald Trump.

Do you like this idea, Modern Philosophers?

Like or like not, there is no Trump.

As long as we’re traveling through the Star Wars universe, I think that Hoth would be another suitable place of exile for the winner of the Electoral College.

Hoth, Trumpcare, GOP Healthcare Plan defeated, Donald Trump, Obamacare, politics, humor, Star Wars, Dagobah, Modern PhilosopherHoth is a lot like Maine, only you can’t get a decent whoopie pie, and there’s no chance of running into Stephen King on the street when you take your Tauntaun out for a spin between blizzards.

I think whatever the hell that is on the top of Trump’s should keep him warm enough, but the cold weather will keep him inside and prevent him from ever trying to escape.

He could pass the time by building a wall to try to keep out the cold, and he’d better hope whatever health plan he has at the time of exile covers frostbite.

It took the Empire a long time to find the Rebellion when it moved its base to Hoth, so I’m guessing Steve Bannon probably won’t be able to track down his master any time soon if we send him to the one planet that makes Maine look like the tropics.

Death Star, Trumpcare, GOP Healthcare Plan defeated, Donald Trump, Obamacare, politics, humor, Star Wars, Dagobah, Modern PhilosopherIf neither of those options are available for Trump’s exile, might I recommend the Death Star?

Nothing bad has ever happened to anyone who chose that space station as a place of residence, right?

Of course, we’d want to make sure the main weapon has been put out of commission, and that the Death Star is locked into one location from which it can never leave.

Those are three very solid options for Trump’s exile.  What did you have in mind?

If you don’t want to be exiled along with Trump, you’d better not forget to follow me on my blog and on Pinterest!

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About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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14 Responses to Trump’s Exile: Destination Dagobah

  1. ANSWER: A motel 6
    ~~dru~~

  2. masgautsen says:

    Thank you for starting my day with a smile. Hope your weekend treats you good.

  3. Janice Wald says:

    I don’t care where he goes as long as he leaves the White House. Russia meddled in our election which means he is not A legitimate president. By default Hillary Clinton should be our president. I am getting impatient for the impeachment already.

  4. Lutheranliar says:

    Hahahaha!!! How about Pluto? (because he’s so goofy)

  5. Up here in Canada, we are fascinated by all things Trump. As my dear sister says, “You just can’t make this stuff up!”

  6. Gail Kaufman says:

    I vote for Mexico where he should be exiled behind the wall he is making all of us pay for.

  7. Autumn Cote says:

    Would it be OK if I cross-posted this article to WriterBeat.com? I’ll be s8ure to give you complete credit as the author. There is no fee, I’m simply trying to add more content diversity for our community and I liked what you wrote. If “OK” please let me know via email.

    Autumn
    AutumnCote@WriterBeat.com

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