Category Archives: Dating

First Kisses Are Hell

“Looks like you’re really making progress on your time machine,” The Devil commented as he returned the blue prints he’d been examining to the living room table. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, the … Continue reading

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Adventures in Dating: The Street Pie Incident

I thought I’d change it up a little, Modern Philosophers, and replace my usual dating advice with a post about a dating adventure. This is about The Reluctant Redhead.  Just to clarify, she isn’t reluctant about having red hair.  Her … Continue reading

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How Dating Is Like Trick Or Treating

Halloween is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, so it’s time for a holiday themed Dating Tips post for those of you looking for love. Like Halloween, dating can be very scary, but a lot of fun.  It’s easy to let down … Continue reading

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Six Months Later

“Happy Anniversary, Barry Allen,” The Devil announced with a smile upon entering the living room.  “It was six months ago that you began your grand transformation from lazy, overweight man on the couch to The Flash.  Congratulations.” My Sunday guest … Continue reading

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I’m Losing The War On Dating

I met with my top advisers and chief strategists today, Modern Philosophers, and one thing was clear… I’m losing the War on Dating. Last month, I decided to put myself back out there again.  It had been a little over … Continue reading

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Flirting With (A Mormon) Disaster

I don’t think it’s fair that my desire to find a date might send me to Hell, Modern Philosophers. However, I know that once I publish this post, The Nuns will storm The House on the Hill in anger, Pope … Continue reading

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The Gorgeous Girl in the Hideous Hoodie

Justin and Marc always sat at the outermost table in the busy quad because they thought it gave them the best view for people watching. At the moment, however, both young men were clearly more interested in their phones than … Continue reading

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