Category Archives: Dating

The Blind Date

Justin skillfully weaved through the crowd of customers waiting to be seated, and worked his way over to the restaurant’s bar area. About half of the stools were occupied, but only one patron had the potential to be the individual … Continue reading

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Forever Single

“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  He did not even glance up … Continue reading

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My Divorce Tax Is Paid In Full!

I’ve honestly lost track, Modern Philosophers, of how long it’s been since I got divorced.  I want to say fourteen years, but don’t hold me to that. Even though I have long moved on from my marriage, there are still … Continue reading

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Can I Trust A Computer To Find Me A Date?

I woke up this morning determined to do something about finding a date, Modern Philosophers. I feel like I’m ready to get back out there again, I’m in much better shape, and I’m tired of being alone. The plan was … Continue reading

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Dating Tips For St Patrick’s Day

St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Saturday this year, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to share some dating tips for those of you hoping to make Irish eyes smile that night. Keep in mind, I am half Irish and used … Continue reading

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Flying Solo on Valentine’s Day

I didn’t even realize it was Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, until after my run when I was scrolling through Facebook. Facebook friends who are in a relationship would never allow the rest of the world to forget Valentine’s Day. How … Continue reading

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No Love For Cupid

“Any plans for Valentine’s Day?” The Devil asked with a charming smile as he reached for the Arts section of the Sunday paper. As always, my weekly guest wore an impeccably tailored suit.  Today, he’d added a red tie and … Continue reading

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