Category Archives: Dating

The Gorgeous Girl in the Hideous Hoodie

Justin and Marc always sat at the outermost table in the busy quad because they thought it gave them the best view for people watching. At the moment, however, both young men were clearly more interested in their phones than … Continue reading

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Dear Devil…

“I have a special power that I’ve never told you about because I didn’t want you to freak out,” was the way the Devil decided to break the silence on what had been a peaceful Sunday afternoon. I put down … Continue reading

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A Gargoyle Never Tells

It was a perfect summer night to sit up on the roof of The House on the Hill, but my faithful Gargoyle was smart enough to know I had ulterior motives. Gary turned on his perch at the edge of … Continue reading

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Can The Flash Be My Wingman?

Do you think The Flash is available to be my wingman, Modern Philosophers? I know he has his hands full keeping Central City safe from the big bads, but a superhero is supposed to help anyone in need, right? Well, … Continue reading

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A Beautiful Enigma

I cannot read you Like one of The numerous books I devour On a regular basis. If anything, You were written In an entirely different language By a truly gifted Mystery author, Who refuses to reveal Who done it. You … Continue reading

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Finding That Extra Gear

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! Last week, I talked to you about Being Better At Life, and how adopting that philosophy had helped me to build self-confidence and start kicking more ass (metaphorically speaking, of course). This week, my Deep Thoughts … Continue reading

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Welcome, Summer!

Happy First Day of Summer, Modern Philosophers! Not only does that mean today is the longest day of the year, but it also mercifully means that for the next three months, all snow is banned from Maine! I’m not quite … Continue reading

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