Category Archives: Fitness

Putting My Running Injury In Check

My slow, boring spiral into a life as a couch potato nearly drove me to madness, Modern Philosophers! I’m the first to admit that running isn’t my favorite activity.  However, when I had it taken away from me by my … Continue reading

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One Foot Equals Two Tons Of Anguish

I’ve always been good with numbers, units of measurement, and conversions, Modern Philosophers.  That’s why I’m so proud to announce that I’ve come up with a new unit and conversion. I’m calling it the Monkey Boy Metric, in honor or … Continue reading

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Tearing Up The Road Less Traveled

I love waking up to the sound of rain, Modern Philosophers.  It’s especially enjoyable on mornings when I don’t have to get up to go to work. This morning, I pulled on the covers, turned towards the bedroom window, and … Continue reading

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Could We Just Get Some Water?

I know there is a famous saying about not being able to fight City Hall, Modern Philosophers, but one should be able to  make a reasonable request of those in the building, right? After all, my tax dollars do pay … Continue reading

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Sweating On Both Sides Of The River

I have a horrible sense of direction, Modern Philosophers, and because of this, I hesitate to venture out to new places. You know, because I tend to either get lost trying to find the new place, or while on my … Continue reading

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He Shall Wear A Crown Of Ice

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but Heat Miser has been making a real nuisance of himself this weekend, Modern Philosophers. Usually, it’s Snow Miser causing my life to be miserable, but he has apparently tagged in the evil red … Continue reading

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On The Waterfront

I decided to change things up a little on my morning run, Modern Philosophers. After all, I’d just made a major change to how I spend my work day, so why not keep the ball rolling, and try change one … Continue reading

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