Category Archives: Fitness

My Yankees Playoffs Fitness Program

My beloved Yankees are one win away from another trip to the World Series, Modern Philosophers, and I have found a way to turn my insane fandom into a great way to get into shape. Because I am not a … Continue reading

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Why Won’t Sweat Kill Germs?

I’ve never been an ace at Science, Modern Philosophers.  That’s why you’ll see me in a toga, but never in a lab coat. Because of this shortcoming, I am forced to keep a team of scientists on retainer to help … Continue reading

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Six Months Later

“Happy Anniversary, Barry Allen,” The Devil announced with a smile upon entering the living room.  “It was six months ago that you began your grand transformation from lazy, overweight man on the couch to The Flash.  Congratulations.” My Sunday guest … Continue reading

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Slackers Don’t Get Selfies

On the eve of hitting the six month mark of my current fitness routine, I have come up with a new running mantra, Modern Philosophers: Slackers don’t get selfies. The interns are already putting it on tee shirts and adding … Continue reading

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How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)

If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading

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Seven Miles in Heaven

It was a gorgeous summer morning in Maine, Modern Philosophers, so it was the perfect setting for a run and some mind games. The running is self explanatory, but I should probably explain the second part. You see, Modern Philosophers, … Continue reading

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Miles Before Rain

Always the sports fanatic, I have come up with my very own statistical abbreviation associated with running, Modern Philosophers. MBR, which stands for Miles Before Rain. This exciting new statistic came into play this morning, as I contemplated how much … Continue reading

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