Category Archives: Fitness

Quitters Can Be Winners!

I went to the gym for the first time in over a year and a half today, Modern Philosophers. I didn’t realize it had been that long, but my last day at the facility was listed right there on the … Continue reading

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The Martian Challenge

“I saw on Facebook that you did over 30,000 steps yesterday,” The Devil remarked as he turned the page of the main section of the Sunday paper. As always, my Sunday guest was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit … Continue reading

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An Icy 9

‘Twas An Icy 9 Degrees This morn, When I bravely Set out On my Daily run. A saner man Might have Stayed home, Under The covers, Heat cranked, Dreaming of Warmer days. Even The sun Was Wise enough To stay … Continue reading

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Should I Try Trump’s Workout?

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I’m curious to give President Trump’s workout a try. According to the doctor who conducted the President’s annual physical, he is in tip top shape.  Clearly, Trump tries to confuse us all … Continue reading

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The Gym Ring Of Hell

“I know you’re an out of control running machine now, but what were you like back in gym class when the teacher forced you to run laps?” The Devil asked with mischief in his voice. My annoying Sunday guest was … Continue reading

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The Great Indoors

It was ten degrees below zero when I woke up this morning, Modern Philosophers, and twenty-three below with the windchill. I don’t care how dedicated I am to my fitness program, there is no way that I’m going out to … Continue reading

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Winning With The Winter Wonderland Workout

I was smart enough to take some time off after Christmas this year, Modern Philosophers. I never remember to do it, and I always regret that lapse in my memory when I’m struggling to get out of bed on the … Continue reading

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