Category Archives: Fitness

Burn Calories, Not Flags

I’m a little concerned with the state of the nation, Modern Philosophers. As I’ve been locked safely away in my basement bunker since Election Night, my information about the status of the country has been coming to me almost completely … Continue reading

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May The 4th Mile Be With You!

After months of lollygagging along my running route, Modern Philosophers, I decided to search my feelings and trust the Force. So this morning, I put on my Jedi robe rather than my running toga (I left the lightsaber at home, … Continue reading

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Running Into Some Color And A Better Attitude

I have to admit, Modern Philosophers, that this post was supposed to be a total downer. As I prepared for my morning run, I mentally outlined the post I was going to write upon my return. The plan was for … Continue reading

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What Makes The Fat Guy Run?

The Other Melissa dropped by The House on the Hill unannounced again last night, Modern Philosophers. This was perfectly fine with me because, unlike my other surprise drop in visitor, aka The Devil, The Other Melissa is quite easy on … Continue reading

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Showing A Little October Leg

I’ve got no problem using a little sex to draw readers to the blog, Modern Philosophers, so go ahead and take a long gander at those sexy legs. I know the photo wasn’t taken from the most flattering angle, but … Continue reading

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Idiot Mainer Trades Money For Sweat

In what could go down in the annals, Modern Philosophers, as the worst trade in history after the Red Sox trading Babe Ruth to the Yankees, and Jack trading a cow for “magic” beans, some idiot in Maine today actually … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 10/3/16

I’ve been told by reliable sources, Modern Philosophers, that all good things must come to an end. Don’t panic…I’m not announcing the end of this blog. Breathe.  I’m not going anywhere. However, what is going away is the All You … Continue reading

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