Category Archives: Holidays

Can You Party Like A Leprechaun?

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, I am very proud of my Irish heritage, and once lost my heart to a Sweet Irish Girl from the Emerald Isle.  As a result, I enjoy celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, … Continue reading

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How Does Trump’s Travel Ban Affect Leprechauns?

St. Patrick’s Day is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and the question on the mind of most Americans is:  How does Trump’s travel ban affect Leprechauns? Let’s face it…it’s not really St. Patrick’s Day if Leprechauns aren’t running wild through the … Continue reading

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I Had A Dream (It Was Pretty Weird)

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day, Modern Philosophers! I celebrated it in typical Maine fashion by going to work.  Does it surprise you that an office open the day after Christmas would also be open today? Despite my having to … Continue reading

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Hell Actually

We sat on the front porch of The House on the Hill and watched the snow fall as the clock struck midnight. “Happy New Year, Austin!” The Devil said excitedly as he raised his champagne flute in a toast. He … Continue reading

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2017 Promises Not To Suck

In a hastily called news conference just hours before the Times Square ball drop, Father Time promised that 2017 will not suck like 2016 did, Modern Philosophers. “I resolve that the @#$% stops with me, and Baby New Year will … Continue reading

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Did You Kick Ass in 2016?

The last Friday of 2016 decided that it wanted to be memorable, Modern Philosophers. I woke up to way more snow than I expected.  Apparently, Snow Miser threw quite a wild winter party last night after I went to bed, … Continue reading

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Snow Tires and Self-Confidence

Day 90 — They have been predicting a massive blizzard all week.  Reports range anywhere from six to sixteen inches of snow, with winds up to forty miles per hour. The Winter Storm Warning stretches over a 24 hour period, … Continue reading

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