Category Archives: Humor

Going, Going, Outatime!

Posted on March 26, 2023 by Austin

“Opening Day is Thursday.  Are you excited?” Holly asked with a smile that made it clear she was thrilled that baseball was set to return. It was the Sunday before Opening Day and the best friends were seated on their … Continue reading →

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Life Does Get Better?

Posted on March 25, 2023 by Austin

I heard a rumor the other day, Modern Philosophers, that life does get better. I was raised to ignore rumors and innuendo, but sometimes I go against my strict upbringing if I think it might lead to something positive in … Continue reading →

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Nite Show Dance Party USA

Posted on March 23, 2023 by Austin

I’m going to be honest with you, Modern Philosophers: Writing can be a frustrating, soul crushing, self-confidence destroying business. Lately, I’ve been letting the weight of my query letter rejections get me down.  I’m starting to question whether I’m meant … Continue reading →

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Shamrock Shenanigans

Posted on March 19, 2023 by Austin

“Did you do anything special for St. Patrick’s Day?” Holly asked before she took a long sip of coffee. It was the Sunday after St. Patrick’s Day and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench next to the … Continue reading →

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Where Do All The Queries Go?

Posted on March 18, 2023 by Austin

I thought I’d take some time to update you on my querying adventure, Modern Philosophers. Last July, I sent out about two dozen queries to agents in hopes of finding representation for the first Bruno novel.  I was armed with … Continue reading →

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Don’t Be A Felix on Oscar Sunday

Posted on March 12, 2023 by Austin

“So are you excited for the Oscars tonight?” Holly asked before she took a sip of her coffee. It was Academy Awards Sunday and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench, which gave them an excellent view of … Continue reading →

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Fight the Plower

Posted on March 5, 2023 by Austin

“Do you ever feel like you’re fighting a battle that you’re never going to win?” Aaron asked glumly as he took a sip of his Snapple.  “Do you ever wan to throw in the towel and just give up?” It … Continue reading →

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A Snow Angel You Are Not

Posted on March 4, 2023 by Austin

I know the city snow plow driver is just doing his job, Modern Philosophers, but he has to understand that he has positioned himself to be thought of as my archenemy. Sure, the streets need to be cleared, but does … Continue reading →

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Please Close The Casket

Posted on February 26, 2023 by Austin

“I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but you look like death,” Holly delivered the information with a bright smile that was meant to lessen the blow. It was the last Sunday of February, and the best friends … Continue reading →

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Hope To Hear From You

Posted on February 25, 2023 by Austin

It’s been a busy week, Modern Philosophers.  There’s been snow, frigid temperatures, and now I seem to have caught a cold.  The last one is nothing major, but there’s been some annoying coughing and disturbed sleep.  Don’t worry, though, I … Continue reading →

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