Category Archives: Philosophy

Could Darth Vader Defeat Beta’s Walker Herd?

With all this free time on my hands, Modern Philosophers, I’ve spent countless hours wrestling with the great Philosophical debates of our time. Lately, I’ve grown bored with the great debates, and moved onto to other burning questions that really … Continue reading

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What Will Normal Feel Like When This Finally Ends?

All this time alone with my deep thoughts can be a curse, Modern Philosophers. I can’t stop thinking about things like when will this all be over?  When can we go back to work and socialize again?  When will Coronavirus, … Continue reading

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Live Every Day Like It’s Friday

I recently heard someone say “Live every day like it’s your last”, Modern Philosophers, and I wondered what the hell was wrong with that person. The individual was on some news show, talking about the Coronavirus, and I think they … Continue reading

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A Tear In The Vacation Time/Space Continuum

Science has never been my strong suit, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve always had this theory that time speeds up whenever I am on vacation. I think it has something to do with a tear in the space/time continuum, but don’t … Continue reading

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Rewriting The Dream

I decided to eat breakfast out on the porch this morning, Modern Philosophers. It was a perfect summer morning.  Clear blue sky.  Gentle breeze.  So quiet that the only other sound was that of birds singing.  It doesn’t get much … Continue reading

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Change…Because Life Won’t

Someone asked me the other day why my blog wasn’t funny anymore, Modern Philosophers. I countered by stating that I never thought it was that humorous in the first place. The truth is, my blog has gone through many incarnations … Continue reading

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Advice I Wish I’d Been Given

One of my good friends turns thirty today, Modern Philosophers. Understandably, she is upset because society has led her to believe that turning thirty is a bad thing.  I beg to differ. As she was lamenting hitting this milestone, I … Continue reading

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Why Aren’t More People Laughing?

Do you ever feel like you’re in on a joke, but no one else gets it, Modern Philosophers? That’s how life seems lately.  The world around me is toxic.  Everyone is so damn negative.  There’s too much complaining, an excessive … Continue reading

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The Friday Freedom Dance

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve never been much of a dancer. That might have something to do with the fact that I’m an awkward klutz with absolutely no sense of rhythm, or it could be related to that “incident” at … Continue reading

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The Delicate Balance Of Life

You might want to strap in, Modern Philosophers, because I plan to get a little philosophical. I was out for my morning run.  The sky was dark, and it smelled like rain.  That seemed fitting as it matched my mood.  … Continue reading

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