Category Archives: Poetry

Yippee Ki Yay, Santa Claus!

‘Twas the night Before Christmas At The House On the Hill, And I was watching A movie Packed with Action and thrills. A Christmas classic So witty and quick, Yet nary a mention Of Jolly St. Nick. My most favorite … Continue reading

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Christmas: A New Hope?

“It’s the most Wonderful time Of the year!” They lied. “Your days Will be merry And bright!” They insisted. What they don’t Seem to realize Is that I Don’t see Christmas Through the same Rose and green Colored glasses. Every … Continue reading

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@#$% It’s Cold!

@#$% it’s cold! It’s almost Christmas, So in honor Of the holiday, Everything Should be red and green, But my fingers And lips Are frostbite blue. If I hear the words “Polar Vortex” Escape from your Frozen lips, I will … Continue reading

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My Christmas Stocking Is Longer Than Yours

Christmas Is almost here, So I think We finally need To talk About your issue With the size Of my stocking. I know It bothers you That my stocking Is much longer Than yours, But you can’t Blame me For … Continue reading

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Christmas Spirit

As the calendar turns Once again To December, My not so Secret wish Is that My empty heart Be filled anew With Christmas Spirit. Maine can be So cold and dark In the days Leading up To Christmas. The House … Continue reading

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The Pebble

About a half mile Into my morning run, I noticed There was a pebble Inside my sneaker. With two a a half miles Left to run, It would have made sense To stop And remove The uninvited guest From my … Continue reading

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Not Today, Snow Miser!

Monday… The one day of the week You ain’t gonna wanna Mess with me! Not only Am I already in a horrible mood, But it’s also The day I’m most likely To maul The English language Because of My disgruntled … Continue reading

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Gravy Me!

I am a turkey. A noble bird. It is Thanksgiving, And I know my time has come. Before you eat me, Please grant my final wish. I want you to bathe me In your finest gravy. Gravy me! Pour it … Continue reading

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I Am…

sad. alone. confused. brokenhearted. doubting myself. wondering how this happened. wishing that someone would just understand. crying. unable to sleep. talking to myself. dreaming about her constantly. afraid of spending the rest of my life alone. incapable of getting anyone … Continue reading

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This Blows!

Is that The sound Of trumpets I hear Approaching In the distance? Has the Invading Army Finally Reached Our shores? Is the end Of civilization A mere Afternoon’s March Away? What if Those horns, That cacophony Of sound That has … Continue reading

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