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Category Archives: Politics
The Devil’s Chief Of Staff
I wildly shoveled another forkful of omelet into my mouth like I hadn’t had anything to eat in weeks. Sure, I was embarrassed by my gluttonous behavior, but it was so delicious, and I was absolutely ravenous after my morning … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing
Tagged Chief of Staff, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, short story, Steve Bannon, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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The Rise of the Ice Cream Socialists
At a time when our President cannot find the words to condemn Nazis and white supremacists, I think it’s time to support a new political party to lead our nation back from the brink of Trump-ageddon, Modern Philosophers. I offer … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged a nation divided, Donald Trump, Humor, Ice Cream, idependent voters, Modern Philosopher, political parties, Politics, Racism, sarcasm, satire
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Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump
As Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom. But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England… According to a phone poll conducted by the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged America, Donald Trump, Fourth of July, freedom, Humor, impeachment, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire
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Inviting The President To Maine
Dear President Trump, I’ve noticed that work has been a bit stressful for you lately, and I wanted to suggest that a vacation in Maine might be exactly what you need. I know you like to go to your ritzy … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Governor LePage, Humor, letter to the President, lobsters, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation, vacationland
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The Lesser of Two Devils
“I was reading your blog earlier,” The Devil informed me as he entered the living room with a new six pack of Snapple to put in the cooler. “I thought the responses to your last two posts were rather intriguing.” … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing
Tagged Donald Trump, flash fiction, Humor, life in hell, Mike Pence, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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Mike Pence Is Calling To Assure You He’s Ready
If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, you probably ignore incoming calls if you don’t recognize the number. Well, you might want to rethink that strategy because you could be missing a call from Vice President Mike Pence. According to multiple … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, impeachment, Mike Pence, Modern Philosopher, poitics, sarcasm, satire, telephone solicitors, The White House
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