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Category Archives: Politics
Inviting The President To Maine
Dear President Trump, I’ve noticed that work has been a bit stressful for you lately, and I wanted to suggest that a vacation in Maine might be exactly what you need. I know you like to go to your ritzy … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Governor LePage, Humor, letter to the President, lobsters, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation, vacationland
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The Lesser of Two Devils
“I was reading your blog earlier,” The Devil informed me as he entered the living room with a new six pack of Snapple to put in the cooler. “I thought the responses to your last two posts were rather intriguing.” … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing
Tagged Donald Trump, flash fiction, Humor, life in hell, Mike Pence, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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Mike Pence Is Calling To Assure You He’s Ready
If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, you probably ignore incoming calls if you don’t recognize the number. Well, you might want to rethink that strategy because you could be missing a call from Vice President Mike Pence. According to multiple … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, impeachment, Mike Pence, Modern Philosopher, poitics, sarcasm, satire, telephone solicitors, The White House
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Where The Devil Don’t Go
“Guess where I got to go this week,” The Devil challenged excitedly as he burst into the living room as if shot out of a cannon. “I’ll even give you a clue: it’s someplace I haven’t been allowed to set … Continue reading
Pope Bathes In Holy Water For Days After Trump’s Visit
Pope Francis was so effected by President Trump’s recent visit to the Vatican that the Pontiff bathed in holy water for several days after the Orange Menace departed. “The Holy Father wanted to ensure that he did not become possessed … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Pope Francis, Religion, sarcasm, satire, The Exorcist, Trump visits Vatican, world leaders
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The Devil Declines
President Trump: Thank you for your invitation to join you for Sunday Brunch at Mar-a-Lago, but I must respectfully decline due to a standing Sunday appointment that cannot be broken. While a well prepared meal at your favorite weekend getaway … Continue reading
