Category Archives: Politics

Trump Hires Snow Miser To Quell Global Warming Talk

Posted on September 29, 2017 by

While temperatures skyrocketed into the 90s during the last week of September, Republicans panicked as renewed talk of Global Warming spread across the country faster than sweat across a hairy, fat man’s back during a heat wave, Modern Philosophers. Desperate … Continue reading →

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Pissing Into The Nuclear Wind

Posted on September 24, 2017 by

“How much sleep are you losing over your blowhard President’s nuclear pissing match with perhaps the only world leader who is less mentally stable than he is?” The Devil asked casually as he handed me an ice cold bottle of … Continue reading →

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If A Tree Falls In The Forest, Would Trump Blame Obama?

Posted on September 2, 2017 by

Great philosophical debate is always on the agenda at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The interns might be annoying, but they do know how to keep the Deep Thoughts flowing. It was the one with the nose ring … Continue reading →

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The Devil’s Chief Of Staff

Posted on August 20, 2017 by

I wildly shoveled another forkful of omelet into my mouth like I hadn’t had anything to eat in weeks. Sure, I was embarrassed by my gluttonous behavior, but it was so delicious, and I was absolutely ravenous after my morning … Continue reading →

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The Rise of the Ice Cream Socialists

Posted on August 17, 2017 by

At a time when our President cannot find the words to condemn Nazis and white supremacists, I think it’s time to support a new political party to lead our nation back from the brink of Trump-ageddon, Modern Philosophers. I offer … Continue reading →

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Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump

Posted on July 1, 2017 by

As Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom. But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England… According to a phone poll conducted by the … Continue reading →

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Inviting The President To Maine

Posted on June 24, 2017 by

Dear President Trump, I’ve noticed that work has been a bit stressful for you lately, and I wanted to suggest that a vacation in Maine might be exactly what you need. I know you like to go to your ritzy … Continue reading →

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