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Category Archives: Politics
Trump Declares National Emergency Over Lack Of White House Snacks
I knew this was going to happen, Modern Philosophers. Once President Trump broke the seal on declaring a National Emergency in order to get his way, I knew it was just a matter of time before he used it again. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged border wall, Donald Trump, government, Humor, impeachment, Modern Philosopher, national emergency, Politics, sarcasm, satire, snack foods
6 Comments
Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love
Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Politics
Tagged Bernie Sanders, Cupid, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, socialism, Trump, Valentines' Day
18 Comments
Trump Blames Democrats For Polar Vortex
President Trump is, as always, hard at work on making us believe he is the smartest man in the country, Modern Philosophers. Today, Trump again put his intelligence on display by blaming Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats for the polar … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Bill Murray, border wall, Donald Trump, Groundhog Day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Nancy Pelosi, polar vortex, Politics, sarcasm, satire
23 Comments
Trump Seen Stacking Pink Floyd Albums Along Southern Border
“Mother should I build the wall? Mother should I run for President?” — Donald Trump, age 8 President Trump really wants his border wall, Modern Philosophers, and he’s not going to let those tightwad Democrats keep him from getting it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged border wall, Donald Trump, government shutdown, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, Pink Floyd, Politics, sarcasm, satire, The Wall
8 Comments
Trump Is Leading Cause Of Depression In Americans
According to a new report, President Trump is now the leading cause of depression in Americans, Modern Philosophers The study, released by the Department Utilizing Statistics and Tables (DUST), revealed that Trump caused depression in more Americans than the next … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged depression, Donald Trump, Humor, Impeach Trump, mental health, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire
20 Comments
Trump Taps Burgermeister Meisterburger As His New Chief Of Staff
Despite the rumors that no one wanted the job, President Trump wasted very little time finding a replacement for outgoing Chief of Staff John Kelly, Modern Philosophers. According to a typo-riddled tweet sent in the wee hours of the morning, … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Politics
Tagged Burgermeister Meisterburger, Chief of Staff, Christmas, Humor, John Kelly, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire
6 Comments
Did The Russians Hack Santa’s Naughty List?
The big news out of the North Pole tonight, Modern Philosophers, is that Russian hackers are suspected of attempting to hack Santa Claus’ Naughty List. Thousands, perhaps even millions of people not originally on the list might have been added … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Politics
Tagged Christmas, cyber crime, hacking, Humor, Modern Philosopher, naughty list, Russian hackers, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, Vladimir Putin
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