Category Archives: Politics

How I Would Spend My Trump Hush Money

Posted on May 19, 2018 by

I’ve given it a great deal of Deep Thought, Modern Philosophers, and I am finally ready to answer the question so many of you have asked me. While $130,000 might be just a drop in the bucket to a supposed … Continue reading →

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White House Easter Egg Hunt Held In Trump’s Hair

Posted on March 31, 2018 by

Apparently, the White House doesn’t feel Americans have been challenged enough by having to put up with Donald Trump as their President, Modern Philosophers. Trump’s staffers decided to make the annual White House Easter Egg even more difficult by having … Continue reading →

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Trump Preemptively Fires Random Americans From White House Jobs

Posted on March 24, 2018 by

President Trump today fired 5,000 Americans from jobs in the White House. Predictably, the citizens, who had never worked for the President or at the White House, were caught off guard by the move. The termination notices were sent out … Continue reading →

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St Patrick Vows To Drive Trump Out Of The White House

Posted on March 17, 2018 by

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! There’s even more reason to celebrate the most Irish day on American calendars this year.  For the first time since the Electoral College installed Donald Trump as President, there’s reason for Americans to believe … Continue reading →

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Raise Your Voice!

Posted on February 24, 2018 by

I’ve never really been one to speak up and fight for what’s important to me, Modern Philosophers. I was actually raised in a household where my stepmother preached the philosophy of “Children should be seen and not heard”. As a … Continue reading →

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Disappointment Trumps Excitement on President’s Day

Posted on February 19, 2018 by

I was talking to a coworker today, Modern Philosophers, and asked her how she was enjoying President’s Day. And that’s the first problem right there. I was at work on President’s Day. Remember when President’s Day was a national holiday?  … Continue reading →

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Should I Try Trump’s Workout?

Posted on January 22, 2018 by

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I’m curious to give President Trump’s workout a try. According to the doctor who conducted the President’s annual physical, he is in tip top shape.  Clearly, Trump tries to confuse us all … Continue reading →

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