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Category Archives: Politics
Biden’s European Apology Tour A Huge Success
The results are in, Modern Philosophers, and President Joe Biden’s recent trip to apologize to European leaders for his predecessor’s behavior has been declared a huge success! Sure, the cover story was that President Biden was traveling to Europe for … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged G7 Summit, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Biden, sarcasm, satire, world leaders
5 Comments
The Last Ride of the Crazy Train
Holly watched in pained amusement as Aaron gyrated in front of the bench on his side of the slushy, snowy path. If she had to guess, she would have said that her best friend thought he was dancing, but it … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, flash fiction, Humor, Inauguration Day, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, poitics, Sarcasm, satire, short story, transition of power
7 Comments
Treason With A Capital Trump
It certainly wasn’t the birthday I expected, Modern Philosophers. Of course, it turns out this might not be the country I expected it to be, either. I’m not sure what I want to write about the events that took place … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Capitol riots, God Bless America, healing, insurrection, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, traitors, treason, Trump, US Capitol
16 Comments
Trump Adds 1700 Days to December to Delay Inauguration
I’m no legal expert, Modern Philosophers, but I’m pretty sure that Trump’s legal team is getting desperate in their attempts to overturn the results of the 2020 Presidential Election. Not only have they been unable to prove that the dead … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Biden, Humor, Inauguration Day, Modern Philosopher, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire, stealing the election, Trump, Trump concedes
12 Comments
I See Dead Voters
“What really bothers me about the Republicans’ claims of voter fraud is that they claim dead people voted, but they don’t give us any specifics,” Aaron complained from his bench after taking a sip of Snapple. Holly nodded in agreement … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Biden, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire, short story, Trump, voter fraud
13 Comments
Trump Creates New States, Awards Himself Their Electoral Votes
You’ve got to give the Trump Administration an A for creativity when it comes to finding new ways to avoid conceding the election, Modern Philosophers. In a move that not even the dead people who voted for Joe Biden in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2020 Presidential Election, Biden, desperation, Electoral College, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, satire, sore loser, Trump
14 Comments
Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner
After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale. I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire
5 Comments
Trump Declares Victory Over Halloween
Just mere days after the White House website claimed that the administration had put an end to COVID-19, President Trump has taken credit for another huge accomplishment, Modern Philosophers. Now he’s declared victory over Halloween. At a campaign rally in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Election Day, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, Sarcasm, satire
11 Comments
I Voted! Did It Work???
I haven’t been this enthusiastic about voting since my Residence Hall Government Election during my Junior year of college, Modern Philosophers. Back then, I was a first time candidate running for President, and I didn’t think I had much of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged absentee ballots, democracy, Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, vote
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CDC Adds Sunday Joyride to Approved Coronavirus Treatments
Modern Philosophers, are you tired of waiting around for a Coronavirus vaccine? Are you sick of wearing a mask? Are you done letting the Coronavirus dominate you? Well, there might finally be some good news for you. According to the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged CDC, coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, Trump
6 Comments