Category Archives: Politics

Should I Try Trump’s Workout?

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I’m curious to give President Trump’s workout a try. According to the doctor who conducted the President’s annual physical, he is in tip top shape.  Clearly, Trump tries to confuse us all … Continue reading

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Hell Is Not A Democracy

I was sitting on the couch, sipping a Snapple, and watching the football game. I looked to my right, where I could see The Devil reading the Sunday paper on his end of the couch.  As always, he was well … Continue reading

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Santa Cancels Christmas After Trump’s “Little Reindeer Man” Tweets

Breaking News from the North Pole, Modern Philosophers: Santa Claus has canceled Christmas. In the official press release, issued just moments ago by Fred Claus, Santa’s brother and Press Secretary, President Trump is cited as the reason that December 25 … Continue reading

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I Want A New President For Christmas

Dear Santa Claus, I know I’m a little too old to be writing to you, and this never worked well when I was a kid, but I refuse to stop believing in the Magic of Christmas. Plus, desperate times call … Continue reading

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Santa Claus Deeply Disturbed By Length Of Naughty List

According to multiple reports coming out of The North Pole, Modern Philosophers, Santa Claus was “deeply disturbed” by the length of the updated Naughty List presented to him by his Elves. The same sources confirm that Old St. Nick, who … Continue reading

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Trump Asks Santa Claus For A Nobel Prize

A highly placed source at The North Pole claims to be able to shed new light on why President Trump turned down Time Magazine’s “offer” to be its 2017 Person of the Year, Modern Philosophers. That source, of course, is … Continue reading

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Trump Hires Snow Miser To Quell Global Warming Talk

While temperatures skyrocketed into the 90s during the last week of September, Republicans panicked as renewed talk of Global Warming spread across the country faster than sweat across a hairy, fat man’s back during a heat wave, Modern Philosophers. Desperate … Continue reading

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