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Category Archives: Politics
Pelosi Urges Democrats To Peach Trump
We live in challenging, bizarre, and fruity times, Modern Philosopher. Case in point would be today’s announcement by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi that she is urging Democrats to peach President Trump. Yes, you read that correctly. She wants … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, Impeach Trump, impeachment, Modern Philosopher, Nancy Pelosi, peaches, Politics, sarcasm, satire
7 Comments
Can America Have A New President For Its Birthday?
Happy Birthday, America! You don’t look a day over 200. Congrats on surviving another year. This last one seemed more challenging than others, but here we are, celebrating your big day. Woo hoo! It wouldn’t be a proper birthday without … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged America, birthday wishes, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Trump, Uncle Sam
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Trump Declares National Emergency Over Lack Of White House Snacks
I knew this was going to happen, Modern Philosophers. Once President Trump broke the seal on declaring a National Emergency in order to get his way, I knew it was just a matter of time before he used it again. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged border wall, Donald Trump, government, Humor, impeachment, Modern Philosopher, national emergency, Politics, sarcasm, satire, snack foods
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Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love
Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Politics
Tagged Bernie Sanders, Cupid, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, socialism, Trump, Valentines' Day
18 Comments
Trump Blames Democrats For Polar Vortex
President Trump is, as always, hard at work on making us believe he is the smartest man in the country, Modern Philosophers. Today, Trump again put his intelligence on display by blaming Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats for the polar … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Bill Murray, border wall, Donald Trump, Groundhog Day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Nancy Pelosi, polar vortex, Politics, sarcasm, satire
23 Comments
Trump Seen Stacking Pink Floyd Albums Along Southern Border
“Mother should I build the wall? Mother should I run for President?” — Donald Trump, age 8 President Trump really wants his border wall, Modern Philosophers, and he’s not going to let those tightwad Democrats keep him from getting it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged border wall, Donald Trump, government shutdown, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, Pink Floyd, Politics, sarcasm, satire, The Wall
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