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Tag Archives: 2016 Presidential Election
What The Hell-ary?
“Hey, buddy, do you have a second?” the Devil asked a little too sweetly from the doorway that led from the foyer to the living room. The innocent smile on his handsome face set off my internal alarms as I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Deal with the Devil, friendship, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
10 Comments
Advisers Urge President Obama To Declare Himself King
In the aftermath of Election Day, Modern Philosophers, America has seemed like an entirely different country as citizens react to and absorb the fact that Donald Trump has been elected the next President of the United States. Meanwhile, at the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Dragons, Humor, king, King Obama, Modern Philosopher, monarchy, President Obama, sarcasm, satire
18 Comments
Who Choked Harder: Hillary or America?
My fellow Americans and Modern Philosophers, I address you tonight from my basement bunker. Now that the election is over and Future President Trump has become President Elect Trump, I plan to live out the next four years in the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, choking, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, sarcasm, satire
27 Comments
Trump University To Buy The Electoral College?
In a stunning development on the eve of Election Day, Wall Street insiders have announced that Trump University is attempting to buy the Electoral College. Most political pundits agree that the only way Donald Trump could defeat Hillary Clinton and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, business, Donald Trump, Election Day, Electoral College, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Trump University
10 Comments
Highly Debatable
“Do you mind if I hang around and watch the debate?” The Devil asked as he handed me an ice cold Snapple. If you’re ever going to ask a favor of me, doing so as you bribe me with my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Presidential Debate, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
5 Comments
#NoTrumpsMatter Movement Grows As Election Approaches
Election Day is less than two months away, Modern Philosophers, and as fate hurtles us precariously closer to the reality of Future President Trump, civil unrest threatens to make the future even more apocalyptic. At the eye of the latest … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, activism, Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, No Trumps Matter, Politics, protest, sarcasm, satire, Social Media
12 Comments
Why Won’t Trump Woo The Albinos?
You don’t need to be Donald Trump’s personal chef, Modern Philosophers, to know he prefers white meat. Trump’s popularity among voters increases exponentially as the color of their skin gets lighter. Conversely, the Republican Presidential candidate’s desire to ban people … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, albinos, campaigning, Donald Trump, election, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Racism, sarcasm, satire
4 Comments
My Emails With Hillary
I promised her I would never tell, Modern Philosophers, and I’m usually a man of my word when it comes to affairs of the heart. But the FBI is about to make it public anyway, so I want to come … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, email scandal, flirting, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Secretary of State
20 Comments
Make America Gooder Again!
One of my favorite things about writing this blog, Modern Philosophers, is getting to interact with you. Last night, I was grocery shopping and ran into my friend Trish, who immediately asked me when I was going to write about … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, abbies, apocalypse, Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Republicans, sarcasm, satire, Wayward Pines
17 Comments
Trump Vetting Santa Claus For Vice President
In a move that some are laughing off as a publicity stunt, and others are applauding as a shrewd piece of political maneuvering, the Trump campaign today announced that it has been vetting Santa Claus as a possible Vice Presidential … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, government, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Republicans, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, Vice President
13 Comments