Tag Archives: 2016 Presidential Election

Sanders Makes Pollsters Feel The Bern!

Feel the Bern! I hope and pray, Modern Philosophers, that Bernie Sanders was thinking those three words last night as he watched the results of the Michigan Democratic Primary slowly roll in over the course of the evening. Sanders pulled … Continue reading

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Maine Votes For Sanity Over Trump

Everyone knows that Maine is kinda crazy, Modern Philosophers, but I’m proud to announce that it is officially not the Donald Trump kinda crazy! Much to my relief, yesterday’s Maine Republican Caucus was won by Ted Cruz.  While no prize … Continue reading

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Will President Trump Make The Purge A Reality?

While I was watching The Purge, it never even crossed my mind, Modern Philosophers, that the film might have been made by time travelers who came back to warn Americans about the Presidency of Donald Trump! Now that I’ve had … Continue reading

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Washington’s Ghost: I Cannot Lie, Trump Must Go!

George Washington’s Ghost paid a visit to The House on the Hill tonight, Modern Philosophers, to join me in celebrating his birthday. I’m extremely grateful that when the Father of our Country comes by for his annual birthday visits, he … Continue reading

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Swinging Into The Devil’s Playground

“Did you see that spring training has started?” The Devil asked as he held out the sports section of the Sunday newspaper in case I needed proof. “I’m pretty pumped,” I nodded in agreement.  “Just another sign that winter is … Continue reading

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Should Bernie Trade The Flux Capacitor For The Presidency?

As Bernie Sanders digests his narrow loss to Hillary Clinton in Nevada, the rumpled Democratic Presidential contender must also look ahead to next weekend’s South Carolina Primary, Modern Philosophers. Will South Carolina be a repeat of Nevada, and see Sanders … Continue reading

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Heavenly Apprentice? Trump Tells The Pope He’s Fired

Donald Trump, having grown bored with picking on the other Republican Presidential Candidates, has decided to bully someone else in the week leading up to the South Carolina Primary, Modern Philosophers. And God knows, he couldn’t have picked a more … Continue reading

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Did Chris Christie Just Get Homesick?

While most political pundits agree that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie dropped out of the race for the 2016 Republican Presidential nomination because no one was voting for him and his campaign was running out of money, this Modern Philosopher … Continue reading

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Clinton Slams Presidents Day As Sexist

Despite the fact that it was Presidents Day, Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton was hard at work on the campaign trail, Modern Philosophers. Perhaps it was the fact that she was trounced by Bernie Sanders in the New Hampshire Primary, … Continue reading

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Did Trump Just Give Us An Awesome Valentine?

Happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers! I spent Valentine’s Eve curled up on the couch watching the most romantic program I could find.  Of course, I’m talking about the Republican Presidential Debate. This is the first debate I’ve watched from start … Continue reading

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