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Tag Archives: 50 Shades of Grey
Best Supporting Rejects
Happy Academy Awards Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, so now I can share some of my jokes that didn’t make it into Danny’s monologue. As you can see from … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged 50 Shades of Grey, Brian Williams, Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, Oscars, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, writer
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Maine Hospitals Prepare For Baby Boom In Nine Months
Maine Hospital Administrators held an emergency meeting today, Modern Philosophers, to plot out how to deal with the baby boom expected in nine months. “This past weekend was the perfect storm, so to speak, for baby making,” Dr. Sofia Sandhu, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged 50 Shades of Grey, Babies, baby boom, Blizzard, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Romance, Sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day, winter
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