Tag Archives: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Is The House On The Hill On Elm Street?

Posted on September 18, 2018 by Austin

I’m beginning to think The House on the Hill has relocated to Elm Street, Modern Philosophers. I’ve always had nightmares, but over the last few nights, they’ve really been disturbing.  The kind that makes you jumpy all day. It’s gotten … Continue reading →

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A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue

Posted on June 9, 2016 by Austin

I haven’t slept much lately, Modern Philosophers, because I’ve been having the most terrifying nightmares. I wake up in a cold sweat, my heart is racing, and I’m far too frightened to go back to sleep lest I slip back … Continue reading →

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Christmas Spirit or Freddy Krueger???

Posted on December 24, 2014 by Austin

Merry Christmas Eve, Modern Philosophers! The Christmas Eve Breakfast went very well.  The breakfast pizzas were a hit, and I’m sure my coworkers are still talking about the breakfast sausages I provided.  The real secret to those is microwaving them … Continue reading →

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Freddy Krueger Admitted To Sleep Lab To Treat Extreme Insomnia

Posted on October 21, 2014 by Austin

Freddy Krueger, a local custodian and occasional sweater model, was admitted to St. Joseph’s Sleep Lab in Bangor for treatment of extreme insomnia. According to Dr. Rypp Vanwinckel, the head of the hospital’s Sleep Studies Department, Mr. Krueger’s insomnia was … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Sweater Men & A Guy In A Toga

Posted on October 29, 2013 by Austin

Welcome back, Modern Philosophers, to the highest rated talk show ever to be set on a front porch in Maine! As you know, I am always joined on the front porch of The House on the Hill by two guests … Continue reading →

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