Tag Archives: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Is The House On The Hill On Elm Street?

I’m beginning to think The House on the Hill has relocated to Elm Street, Modern Philosophers. I’ve always had nightmares, but over the last few nights, they’ve really been disturbing.  The kind that makes you jumpy all day. It’s gotten … Continue reading

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What Horror Movie Could You Survive?

It’s Friday night of what has felt like the longest two week period of my life, Modern Philosophers! I’ve worked 105 hours over the last twelve days, and I am absolutely exhausted.  All I want to do is curl up … Continue reading

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A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue

I haven’t slept much lately, Modern Philosophers, because I’ve been having the most terrifying nightmares. I wake up in a cold sweat, my heart is racing, and I’m far too frightened to go back to sleep lest I slip back … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: A Nightmare on Friday the 13th

Happy Friday the 13th, Modern Philosophers! Hope none of you had a surprise visit from Jason Voorhees today.  He tends to get a bit…oh what’s the word…homicidal when the thirteenth of the month falls on a Friday. Some say it’s … Continue reading

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Christmas Spirit or Freddy Krueger???

Merry Christmas Eve, Modern Philosophers! The Christmas Eve Breakfast went very well.  The breakfast pizzas were a hit, and I’m sure my coworkers are still talking about the breakfast sausages I provided.  The real secret to those is microwaving them … Continue reading

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Freddy Krueger Admitted To Sleep Lab To Treat Extreme Insomnia

Freddy Krueger, a local custodian and occasional sweater model, was admitted to St. Joseph’s Sleep Lab in Bangor for treatment of extreme insomnia. According to Dr. Rypp Vanwinckel, the head of the hospital’s Sleep Studies Department, Mr. Krueger’s insomnia was … Continue reading

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Sweater Men & A Guy In A Toga

Welcome back, Modern Philosophers, to the highest rated talk show ever to be set on a front porch in Maine! As you know, I am always joined on the front porch of The House on the Hill by two guests … Continue reading

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