Tag Archives: absurdity

Undercover Haircut

I’m proud to announce, Modern Philosophers, that my new haircut has successfully completed its spy training. It arrived on the scene Saturday, has been out in the open for all the world to see for four days now, but has … Continue reading

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Tiny Cup Of Tea Makes Ya Wanna Pee

My favorite government agency, The Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), has some unexpected time on its hands lately, Modern Philosophers. As it turns out, President Trump and his administration prefer alternative facts and fake news to legitimate facts and … Continue reading

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When Did My Brain Get So Fat?

I could barely lift my head today, Modern Philosophers, because my brain had inexplicably gotten ridiculously fat. Of course, I realize it’s not normal for that particular body part to suddenly put on weight, but I know my body and … Continue reading

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