Tag Archives: Accident

The Last Haircut

I had no idea that when I went for a haircut two weeks ago, Modern Philosophers, it would be last time I would ever see my barber. I affectionately referred to him as Fat Dave, and joked on this blog … Continue reading

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Gravy Train Derails On Way To Maine; Dry Thanksgiving Expected

The New Hampshire Transportation Authority has confirmed that a Gravy Train bound for Maine derailed this evening about 15 miles from the state line. While no one was killed in the accident, several crew members were injured and rushed to … Continue reading

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The Cow Fell Onto the Moon: Author Injured in Book Signing Mishap

This just in to the Modern Philosopher Newsroom: Celebrity author and friend of the Modern Philosopher Blog, The Man in the Moon, was injured this afternoon in a freak accident at a book signing in Austin, TX. The incident, at … Continue reading

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