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Tag Archives: alcohol
Wine: For When The Days Start To Bleed Together
I was so certain that today was Friday, Modern Philosophers, that I’m still having difficulty wrapping my brain around the fact that it’s not. I got off work early, and party animal that I am, I decided to go grocery … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged alcohol, coping, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Shopping, stress, wine, work
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Study Links Mermaid Sightings To Higher Inebriation Levels
Scientists from the University of Maine at Rockland’s prestigious Mythical Maritime Creatures Department have released a study that proves that people report more Mermaid sightings when they are inebriated. The study, which was conducted from Memorial Day Weekend through the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged alcohol, Atlantic Ocean, Humor, Maine, Mermaids, Modern Philosopher, myths, Sarcasm, satire, Science
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