Tag Archives: alcohol

Wine: For When The Days Start To Bleed Together

I was so certain that today was Friday, Modern Philosophers, that I’m still having difficulty wrapping my brain around the fact that it’s not. I got off work early, and party animal that I am, I decided to go grocery … Continue reading

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Study Links Mermaid Sightings To Higher Inebriation Levels

Scientists from the University of Maine at Rockland’s prestigious Mythical Maritime Creatures Department have released a study that proves that people report more Mermaid sightings when they are inebriated. The study, which was conducted from Memorial Day Weekend through the … Continue reading

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