Tag Archives: All Hallows Society

Halloween Is Coming! Fetch My Candy Barrel

Posted on October 28, 2018 by Austin

Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Usually, this blog is chock full of Halloween themed posts in October, but I just realized I’ve yet to write a single one this year. My bad. The Halloween Season begins in Maine on October 1, … Continue reading →

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Be Filled With The Halloween Spirit!

Posted on October 25, 2017 by Austin

We’re deep into the Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, and I feel like I have abandoned you.  For that, I am truly sorry. I wanted to write something tonight so that you know I’m still here, thinking of you, and enjoying … Continue reading →

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Trumpkins Are A Halloween Smash

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Austin

October is Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, and Otherworldly Beings from this world and others are flocking to Maine in record numbers to celebrate their favorite holiday. The All Hallows Society, Maine’s top secret, ultra powerful  organization that oversees all activities … Continue reading →

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Frankenstein’s Muenster Named Halloween Cheese Of The Year

Posted on October 22, 2015 by Austin

We don’t know much about the All Hallows Society, Modern Philosophers, but one thing we are certain of is that the anonymous members of Maine’s all powerful secret society love them some cheese! Today was Maine’s Annual Festival of Halloween … Continue reading →

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‘Tis The Season To Be Satanic

Posted on October 11, 2015 by Austin

“What a gorgeous day!” The Devil exclaimed as he burst through the front door of The House on the Hill, and stood in the entrance to the living room like a conquering hero. He wore an extremely expensive, impeccably tailored … Continue reading →

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All Hallows Society To Charge Snow Miser With Winter War Crimes

Posted on January 7, 2015 by Austin

As Mainers prepare for a frigid night with wind chills approaching 30 degrees below zero, the word around the fireplace is that The All Hallows Society has decided to charge Snow Miser with Winter War Crimes. While there is no … Continue reading →

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The All Hallows Society Named This Blog’s 2014 Beings Of The Year!

Posted on December 31, 2014 by Austin

Happy New Year’s Eve, Modern Philosophers! I am thrilled to announce that the All Hallows Society, Maine’s all powerful and ultra top secret commission that watches over Otherworldly Beings, has been named this blog’s 2014 Beings of the Year! The … Continue reading →

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Monsters Under The Bed Fleeing Maine At An Alarming Rate

Posted on June 4, 2014 by Austin

Have you checked under your beds lately, Modern Philosophers? If you live in Maine, there’s an excellent chance you will discover that the Monster Under Your Bed has packed up and left for New Hampshire. According to the Bureau of … Continue reading →

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