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Tag Archives: All Hallows Society
Halloween Is Coming! Fetch My Candy Barrel
Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! Usually, this blog is chock full of Halloween themed posts in October, but I just realized I’ve yet to write a single one this year. My bad. The Halloween Season begins in Maine on October 1, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged All Hallows Society, blogging, Halloween, Halloween candy, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, trick-or-treat
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Be Filled With The Halloween Spirit!
We’re deep into the Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, and I feel like I have abandoned you. For that, I am truly sorry. I wanted to write something tonight so that you know I’m still here, thinking of you, and enjoying … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged All Hallows Society, Halloween, Halloween Spirit, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, work
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Trumpkins Are A Halloween Smash
October is Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, and Otherworldly Beings from this world and others are flocking to Maine in record numbers to celebrate their favorite holiday. The All Hallows Society, Maine’s top secret, ultra powerful organization that oversees all activities … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics
Tagged All Hallows Society, Donald Trump, Halloween, Humor, jack o' lanterns, Modern Philosopher, Politics, pumpkins, sarcasm, satire, Trumpkins
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Frankenstein’s Muenster Named Halloween Cheese Of The Year
We don’t know much about the All Hallows Society, Modern Philosophers, but one thing we are certain of is that the anonymous members of Maine’s all powerful secret society love them some cheese! Today was Maine’s Annual Festival of Halloween … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged All Hallows Society, cheese, food, Frankenstein, Frankenstein's monster, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Muenster cheese, Sarcasm, satire
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‘Tis The Season To Be Satanic
“What a gorgeous day!” The Devil exclaimed as he burst through the front door of The House on the Hill, and stood in the entrance to the living room like a conquering hero. He wore an extremely expensive, impeccably tailored … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged All Hallows Society, black cats, fiction, Halloween, hell, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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All Hallows Society To Charge Snow Miser With Winter War Crimes
As Mainers prepare for a frigid night with wind chills approaching 30 degrees below zero, the word around the fireplace is that The All Hallows Society has decided to charge Snow Miser with Winter War Crimes. While there is no … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged All Hallows Society, cold, freezing, frigid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Subzero Temperatures, Wind Chill
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The All Hallows Society Named This Blog’s 2014 Beings Of The Year!
Happy New Year’s Eve, Modern Philosophers! I am thrilled to announce that the All Hallows Society, Maine’s all powerful and ultra top secret commission that watches over Otherworldly Beings, has been named this blog’s 2014 Beings of the Year! The … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged All Hallows Society, Being of the Year, Blog, Happy New Year, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New Year's Eve, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, Zeus
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Monsters Under The Bed Fleeing Maine At An Alarming Rate
Have you checked under your beds lately, Modern Philosophers? If you live in Maine, there’s an excellent chance you will discover that the Monster Under Your Bed has packed up and left for New Hampshire. According to the Bureau of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged All Hallows Society, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Monsters, Otherworldly Beings, Sarcasm, satire, scary
18 Comments