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Tag Archives: allergies
Are My Allergies Confederate Flag Related?
“No, Austin, your allergies are not related to the Confederate flag,” Dr. Jekyll answered emphatically as he studied my chart during my office visit. I sneezed. Right on cue. “Look at that, Doc. You mentioned the Confederate flag and I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged allergies, Civil War, Confederate Flag, controversy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, South, U2, United States of America
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You Never Forget Your First Mow Job
I have been putting off mowing the lawn for as long as possible, Modern Philosophers, because once you give in to the task, you become the grass’ bitch. That’s the law of the land, baby. If you want to live … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged allergies, chores, grass, Humor, lawn mower, Modern Philosopher, mowing the lawn, photos, Sarcasm, satire, Spring
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Naughty Dragon
Naughty Dragon, Did you ignore My reminder To take Your allergy Medication this morning? You took it? Really? That’s your story, Naughty Dragon? I only ask Because I care, And I know That the Pollen count Is extremely high In … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged allergies, Dragons, fire, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire, sneezing
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My Top 5 Fake Allergies
I have my annual physical tomorrow, Modern Philosophers, and I’ll be seeing a new doctor since Dr. Jekyll has taken a leave of absence due to personal issues. I’ll have to go over my complete medical history with the new … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged allergies, dating, doctor, driving, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, physical, Sarcasm, satire
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BREAKING NEWS: Dragon With Allergy Issues Starts Forest Fire in Western Woods
The Modern Philosopher News Desk has learned that a forest fire in Maine’s infamous Western Woods was started by a Dragon suffering from allergies. Fires Departments from all over Maine have responded to fight the blaze, which authorities report is … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged allergies, Breaking News, Dragons, fire, forest fire, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire
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Allergy Network Cancels Fall Schedule After Alarming Reaction By Focus Groups
The Allergy Network, which was set to begin broadcasting original programs this Fall, has pulled the plug on those plans after alarming reactions by focus groups to the new shows. The channel was going to air a mix of comedies, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged allergies, canceled shows, Fall TV, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, TV
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