Tag Archives: Alphabet

Random Rainy Tuesday Ramblings

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Austin

I set the alarm clock so I could get up early to workout, Modern Philosophers, but once I was awake, I just wasn’t feeling it.  Instead, I felt achy and sore. So I decided to scrap the plans to exercise … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Letters Of The Alphabet

Posted on January 4, 2015 by Austin

Well, Modern Philosophers, my first go at the My Top 5 post was such a success that the higher ups have been pestering me all day to deliver a sequel.  You can read the original here: John Cusack Top 5. … Continue reading →

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Z Sues For New Position In The Alphabet

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Austin

The letter Z shocked the world today, Modern Philosophers, by filing a lawsuit claiming he is being discriminated against by being forced to remain at the end of the Alphabet. Z, who is represented by the ACLU (Alphabet Civil Liberties … Continue reading →

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Celebrity Splits: Q and U Call it Kwits

Posted on May 6, 2013 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Shocking news from Alphabetville: The letters Q and U have decided to go their separate ways.  Word of the split has rocked the Grammar and Spelling Bee Worlds. In a joint…

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Celebrity Splits: Q and U Call it Kwits

Posted on November 11, 2012 by Austin

Shocking news from Alphabetville: The letters Q and U have decided to go their separate ways.  Word of the split has rocked the Grammar and Spelling Bee Worlds. In a joint statement issued by spokespersons for the letters and for … Continue reading →

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