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Tag Archives: Alphabet
Random Rainy Tuesday Ramblings
I set the alarm clock so I could get up early to workout, Modern Philosophers, but once I was awake, I just wasn’t feeling it. Instead, I felt achy and sore. So I decided to scrap the plans to exercise … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Alphabet, dinosaurs, Humor, life, Little Orphan Annie, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, thoughts, Tuesday
18 Comments
My Top 5 Letters Of The Alphabet
Well, Modern Philosophers, my first go at the My Top 5 post was such a success that the higher ups have been pestering me all day to deliver a sequel. You can read the original here: John Cusack Top 5. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Alphabet, Humor, letters, Love, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Sarcasm, satire, scarlet letter, sequel, sequels
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Z Sues For New Position In The Alphabet
The letter Z shocked the world today, Modern Philosophers, by filing a lawsuit claiming he is being discriminated against by being forced to remain at the end of the Alphabet. Z, who is represented by the ACLU (Alphabet Civil Liberties … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Alphabet, civil liberties, discrimination, Humor, lawsuits, letters, Modern Philosopher, order, rights, sarcasm, satire
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Celebrity Splits: Q and U Call it Kwits
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Shocking news from Alphabetville: The letters Q and U have decided to go their separate ways. Word of the split has rocked the Grammar and Spelling Bee Worlds. In a joint…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Alphabet, celebrity splits, divorce, gossip, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, scandal
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Celebrity Splits: Q and U Call it Kwits
Shocking news from Alphabetville: The letters Q and U have decided to go their separate ways. Word of the split has rocked the Grammar and Spelling Bee Worlds. In a joint statement issued by spokespersons for the letters and for … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged ABC, Alphabet, celebrity scandal, Comedy, divorce, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, q, Sarcasm, satire, u
39 Comments