Tag Archives: America

Make America Celebrate Again

Happy Fourth of July, Modern Philosophers! I’m writing this to you from the front porch of The House on the Hill with a perfect view of the American flag flying proudly to my left. There’s something about small town America … Continue reading

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Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump

As Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom. But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England… According to a phone poll conducted by the … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: Happy 4th of July!

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! I know not all of you are American, but according to yesterday’s post, a large portion of you just became American citizens today.  Congrats and welcome to the greatest country on the planet! I’m no … Continue reading

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Declaration Of Independence Never Notarized; America Reverts To British Rule

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
A British court today ruled that The Declaration of Independence was never properly notarized, meaning that America never legally declared its independence from England. As a result, on the eve of…

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Friday Night Think Tank: Red, White, and Blue Deep Thoughts

It was a weird Friday, Modern Philosophers. For some reason, my office was open even though tomorrow is Independence Day and most of America was closed for business.  Even odder, I didn’t take the day off despite having plenty of … Continue reading

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Fourth Of July: The Day We Celebrate The Legalization Of Fireworks In America

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, the Fourth of July is the Holiday when we celebrate the legalization of fireworks in America! Because the British had very strict laws against the use of fireworks, the first colonists left … Continue reading

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Thank You, Veterans

When I was just a boy, Growing up safe and sound In Brooklyn, I dreamed of one day Wearing a uniform And running onto the field At Yankee Stadium Like my childhood heroes. Now as an adult, Living safe and … Continue reading

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